If you can’t join ‘em, you might as well smell like ‘em, right? More
I tested sunscreens to see what ones don’t tint your face white or leave your skin feeling super greasy. More
Head-to-toe protection doesn’t stop at your face. More
The taste of sunscreen < The taste of all other things. More
Swap the lotion for something that is less goopy and much easier to apply. More
I need all of the help I can get with this one. More
Headed to Coachella, or anywhere remotely sunny this summer? Here are the foundation products you absolutely need to pick up beforehand! More
Everyone in Toronto was bowled over by my beauty, guys. More
DIY Acne Treatments: Good. DIY Sunscreen: Very, very bad. More
Let’s get serious about sun protection. More
Some cursory internet research revealed, quite helpfully, that BB Cream is 1) like foundation, but not; 2) like tinted moisturizer, but not, and 3) Korean… but actually German. Which, obviously, illuminates nothing. More
It’s true. I do not use sunblock. I do not own sunblock, and if I were to disregard the fact that my mother would slather up my sister and I on beach days when were wee ones, we can say I’ve never used sunblock. Why? Because I’m an idiot. More
So, I went to the beach for the past few days, and now I’m red like a lobster. God, I’m in pain. It feels great! I’m going to be so pretty when this is over! No, I’m not, I’m going to be peeling like a reptile. A goddamn reptile. I make bad choices, huh? Like Lindsay’s daughter’s friends. Just let me lie to myself a little longer.
Look, I looked like Wednesday Addams at the country club, okay? I had a lot of issues about who I was, and who I am, and whether or not I wanted to fit in, so I bought a Lily Pulitzer dress and then I lay out by the pool with no suntan lotion on for three hours. In many ways, my vacation would have been written by Bret Easton Ellis if he did a lot of Klonopin.
And I am a lobster now, ripe for considering. Afterward, I looked up a lot of facts about tanning, while sitting very erect at my computer, because I can’t move, because it hurts too much. Anyhow. If you want to get skin cancer, this is how you go about getting it in the most beautiful manner. More
As a pale-faced girl with a tendency to look like a tomato with hair during the hottest months of summer, I am always on the hunt for the perfect facial sunscreen. The problem with most moisturizer/sunscreens is that I sweat … More