Topic: spongebob

What TV Show Do You Want On Your Nails (Anything But This One)

What TV Show Do You Want On Your Nails (Anything But This One)

Look, please, if you’re going to paint your nails, don’t paint them with the SpongeBob logo. Why? A) Because you’re a grown woman and B) Because SpongeBob is freaking frightening. I’m not saying that in a “hahahaha, I live in Williamsburg and am acutely sensitive to things” way. I live in not-Brooklyn and have the heart of a robot-ox. But that show is just about, I don’t know, the winds of solitude roaring at the edges of infinity. Underwater infinity.

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