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When I was a little kid, I loved having little pretend versions of my mom’s beauty products. I rubbed plastic lipstick on my mouth and fake blush on my cheeks. Some people might have freaked out at the idea of a little girl playing at being a grownup by trying to imitate adult standards of beauty, but I think I came out relatively un-warped. More
Look, please, if you’re going to paint your nails, don’t paint them with the SpongeBob logo. Why? A) Because you’re a grown woman and B) Because SpongeBob is freaking frightening. I’m not saying that in a “hahahaha, I live in Williamsburg and am acutely sensitive to things” way. I live in not-Brooklyn and have the heart of a robot-ox. But that show is just about, I don’t know, the winds of solitude roaring at the edges of infinity. Underwater infinity.
Victoria Beckham, formerly know as Posh Spice, is scheduled to make an appearance on the hit Nickelodeon cartoon, Spongebob Squarepants. Her character is Queen Amphitrite, who, in Greek Mythology, is the godess of the sea. The episode will premier on … More
 Image via Freshness 3 more new designs were born for the collaboration of BAPE Baby Milo and our favorite yellow hero, SpongeBob SquarePants. This series of design features Baby Milo being piggybacked by the yellow sponge and the other … More
