Topic: Sports Illustrated

Chrissy Teigen Says Sports Illustrated Is “Terrified” Of Models Losing Weight

“They’re actually terrified of girls losing weight and not being sexy anymore.” More »

Kate Upton Has A Russian ‘Mail Order Bride’ Doppelgänger

Kate Upton Has A Russian 'Mail Order Bride' DoppelgÃ¤nger

However, if there is anybody I think would be an A+ grade to be the doppelgänger of, it’s probably somebody along the lines of Kate Upton. Why? Because chiquita has a lovely hair, great teeth, a bizarrely good dancing style and apparently a forcefield inside of her skin to protect all her insides from freezing in Antarctica. Fortunately for Upton’s look alike, she’s already used to the bitter cold of another part of the world: Russia. More »

Sports Illustrated Made Model Alyssa Miller Throw Up (And Wax Herself Completely)

“You have to make sure you are completely hairless, which is harder than it sounds. You know all that baby fuzz that covers your body? That has to go.” More »

Kate Upton’s Boobs Are Evidence Of A High Level Illuminati Conspiracy Involving Barack Obama

If you thought the most evil thing going on on Kate Upton‘s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover was the fact that she almost froze to death for it, think again. As anyone with an open mind can see, it is evidence of an illuminati conspiracy theory that goes straight to the top. More »

Sports Illustrated Models Somehow Only People In World To Suck At ‘Harlem Shake’

Most men may prefer their bodies but this is like, terrible. More »

David Letterman’s Patronizing, Gross Questions Of Sports Illustrated Models Last Night

"How naked do you see yourself in five years?"

"Are you willing to kiss a tubby guy for a Super Bowl commercial?"

"Will you keep your mouth shut if we lose a couple of girls to shark attacks?"

Listening to creepy older men talk to young pretty women is extraordinarily uncomfortable. This is not because all older men are inherently creepy; it’s because some of them make it creepy and inappropriate, but young women — even and especially … More »

Kate Upton Looks ‘Cold, lol’ On Her Second Consecutive Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition Cover

She’s done it again, and this time, in a parka (albeit a totally useless one)! Kate Upton and her cleavage scored yet another cover of Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Edition, looking stunning as well as justifiably chilly in the polar picture. More »

Hannah Davis May Be The “Next Kate Upton” (Er, Sports Illustrated Cover Model)

Is This The Next Kate Upton? at least two news outlets are wondering of Hannah Davis, thanks to speculation that she’ll be the next Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition covergirl. More »

Supermodel Marisa Miller Is Naked & Pregnant For Allure

The naked and pregnant photo shoot is a time-honored tradition. It demonstrates how conventionally beautiful women can remain conventionally beautiful despite their pregnant-ness, which they further exaggerate by not wearing clothes. More »

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Sorry, Haters: Kate Upton Got The Italian Vogue Cover

Hot damn! More »

Kate Upton Before She Was Famous

Faux-controversial bikini wearer Kate Upton is all of twenty years old. Since most models start very young, Upton probably spent the bulk of her teen years in a bikini, too. These photos–apparently from Upton’s early days at Elite Model Management (Miami division)–show a slightly more wholesome (and 15-17 year old) version of the permanently half-naked, cheeseburger-molesting bombshell. Let’s take a look. More »

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