Topic: Staple Removers

The Misanthropologist: What Singles Can Do With a ‘Couples Vibrator’

The Misanthropologist: What Singles Can Do With a 'Couples Vibrator'

I wanted to entitle this piece, “We Be Vibin’: Things To Do With Your Couples Vibrator If No One Will Fuck You,” but that struck me as wordy. …Anyway, no one will fuck me. Which is why I took it as kind of a devastating blow when the usually nice people at WeVibe (don’t click that, it’s a goddamn vibrator site) sent The Gloss a WeVibe and The Gloss ladies–possessed of a cruel and vociferous wit all–forwarded it along to me. More »