Do you guys remember that clip of Benedict Cumberbatch glistening nudely in a shower that was cut from Star Trek Into Darkness? No no, it’s no use sitting there and telling me that you don’t, because I just saw your eyes light up when I said it. You remember it perfectly, down to exactly what you were doing when J.J. Abrams revealed it on Conan earlier this year. (I was sitting at my desk, still blissfully unaware of the important place that Bennybatch would come to fill in my heart.) More
Topic: Star Trek
I know some of you are rolling your eyes, wondering how this could possibly be related to fashion, makeup or sex. Well, it isn’t, and I’m sorry. But it is some of the most pleasant and simple news you will read all week because it is relating to both Sir Patrick Stewart and pizza.
Ah, yes, cheesy pizza: the final frontier. More
Are you familiar with all this controversy surrounding the scene of Alice Eve in her underwear in Star Trek: Into Darkness? Basically, there’s one scene where she strips to her underwear for… no real reason, but okay… which has prompted some criticism from fans. More
As somebody who has gone entire nights out without anybody mentioning she has lipstick on her teeth and possibly gums, I thoroughly appreciate people noticing when somebody else may or may not experience something embarrassing (especially if you’re a celebrity, considering you can sneeze wrong and wind up on the cover of a magazine with the words “COKEHEAD” written on some Instagrammed photo of you wiping your nose). More
“When the candles had burned low and the wine was exhausted, he took my hand, looked deep into my eyes and said, ‘I want to show you something really special.’
My first thought? But, I’ve already seen your penis… ?” More
So, Prometheus just came out. Maybe you’re a diehard fan of the Alien franchise and you saw it. Maybe you’re a diehard fan of the Alien franchise and you refused. Maybe you were born well after Alien came out, had no idea Prometheus was affiliated and the only other Ridley Scott movie you’ve seen is the one where Russel Crowe is Braveheart in Rome. It doesn’t matter, either way. Editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff are thinking about aliens. Fucking them, marrying them, and killing them, specifically. More
Apparently, today is Geek Pride Day. I know this, because Twitter told me so. More
George Takei is the jam. More
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You know that episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation where it turns out that Tasha Yar, who died in the first season, had a half-Romulan daughter named Sela due to some fancy footwork involving time travel? You don’t?? Watch it. Right now. I’ll wait, it’s cool.
Ok. Now: didn’t Denise Crosby look amazing in that Romulan military jacket?!?! Don’t you want to copy her style? The answer is yes, she did. And yes, you do. And I will help you with a few suggestions that might work here on Earth. More
Hanukkah is almost here. I don’t know if you can tell, because Thanksgiving isn’t even here yet and everyone’s Christmas decorations are already up. But it’s almost here. You can’t hide from it. Or the coolness of these menorahs. More
If you still don’t have a Halloween costume idea for this weekend, shame on you. You should have been planning this for months! As soon as stores put out their Halloween decorations and greeting cards back in August you should have been planning your amazingly unoriginal Lady Gaga costume. But you didn’t. And now you have only fingers to count of the days left until you need to be in a costume. You have no money and no time for creativity. But little do you know, your Halloween costume is already sitting in your closet or at the nearest drug store and we’ve put together some ideas for your lazy, cheap self. More