Topic: Star Wars

Shopping Guide: 10 Cute, Affordable Backpacks For Back-To-School (Or Whatever)

Shopping Guide: 10 Cute, Affordable Backpacks For Back-To-School (Or Whatever)

We were a little nonplussed when Fashion Backpacks became a thing–would grown women really want a style synonymous with middle schoolers?–but before we had time to react, The Row had already starting manufacturing $4000 models (as well as $55,000 models flecked with prescription pills). Since the style is now just as acceptable on adults as it is for those of you headed back to school, a backpack-centric Shopping Guide seemed appropriate. Here’s some good options for under $100 (most under $50), ranging from practical–Baggu, JanSport–to more refined versions from Zara and Marc by Marc. More »

9 Robots I Would Have So Much Sex With

9 Robots I Would Have So Much Sex With

I have some pretty terrible news you guys: only 9% of Americans would have sex with a robot. You wouldn’t fuck a robot? Fuck you. They have tons of feelings. They have many more feelings than people. Every movie proves that. Imagine how much knowing that only 9% of people would sleep with them hurts their massive robot feelings.

This is how we all end up dead, you guys. This is how they turn. Every movie also proves that.

I’m not like the others. I’d have sex with you, robot friends!

(Maybe I’m a weirdo but I want to be a weirdo who lives, not one the robots harvest for fuel.) More »

Illustrated Guide: How To Find The Perfect Swimsuit For Your Body

Illustrated Guide: How To Find The Perfect Swimsuit For Your Body

If you’ve ever read a ladymag or even seen one while in line at the grocery store, you know that every summer brings approximately one thousand guides promising to place you with the right or ideal or perfect swimsuit for your body type. They all boil down to what kind of fruit you resemble (apple/pear/ruler) (?) and really just exist to make women feel terrible about themselves (hide this/distract from that/conceal, etc) so they’ll continue on to page X for the latest celeb diet secrets. Since TheGloss is also a thing for ladies, we’ve decided to try our hand at the time-honored feature. This week’s Illustrated Guide will help you find that perfect swimsuit for your body, whatever that may be. You’re so welcome! More »