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Lindsay Lohan Allegedly Stole Liz Taylor’s Bracelet Because Of Course She Did

Lindsay Lohan Allegedly Stole Liz Taylor's Bracelet Because Of Course She Did

You know the worst part about this? It’s not remotely surprising anybody. The response is automatically just a saddened shake of the head. More »

I Regret: Stealing Because I Was Bored

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I Regret: Stealing Because I Was Bored

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You Can Shoplift All You Want From Gap

You Can Shoplift All You Want From Gap

According to Gap Inc. policy, sales employees are not allowed to stop a shoplifter (even if you saw them put that silk camisole down their pants!), they can only “prevent it”. Here are some ways to shoplift at Gap Inc. stores if you so choose. More »

Girl Steals From Neighbor To Buy Porn

Girl Steals From Neighbor To Buy Porn

According to CBS News, a man in Minneapolis discovered that his 18-year-old neighbor was breaking into his house and stealing one thing every day, like $300, a camera, and a briefcase. When she was caught and confronted, Amanda Rose Owens said that she took the items to fund her porn habit. More »

The Wright Stuff Remembers Prom: Shoplifting My Prom Dress

The Wright Stuff Remembers Prom: Shoplifting My Prom Dress

At the time, I never thought I would look back on prom and laugh. I regarded the fail that was supposed to be the biggest night in a high school girl’s career with the typical melodramatic tears and cries of … More »

Next Time You Steal Something, Be Sure No One’s Taking Your Picture

Next Time You Steal Something, Be Sure No One's Taking Your Picture

You know, there are a few good reasons not to steal someone’s bag in broad daylight. Someone might see you, if you don’t have enough SPF on you could get sunburned, and also, someone might take your picture. Which is … More »

Poll: What Would You Shoplift From Sephora?

Poll: What Would You Shoplift From Sephora?

Rudy Guiliani’s daughter, Caroline, is in the spotlight recently because she was caught shoplifting from Sephora. This perplexes me as she did have an abundant amount of money in her wallet and her father is worth around $60 million. Lilit … More »

Modern Etiquette: Do Not Apply For a Job At A Place You Regularly Shoplift Clothes From

Modern Etiquette: Do Not Apply For a Job At A Place You Regularly Shoplift Clothes From

Here’s a hint for erstwhile job applicants: if you’re going to submit a resume somewhere, try not to submit a resume to a store you regularly shoplift from. A woman in Barrie, Ontario, applied to work at a clothing store. … More »

Nicollette Sheridan leaves in a huffy, steals stuff from her trailer?

Nicollette Sheridan leaves in a huffy, steals stuff from her trailer?

Aight, I think I’m taking this one with a grain of salt, but the National Enquirer is reporting that a set insider said Nicollette Sheridan was angry about not getting a going-away party, so she stole a buncha stuff from … More »