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I am not normally one for exercises of state power. However, I feel it might be warranted for the FBI to bust down the door to this kid’s mansion and teach him a valuable lesson in manners. More
i-D Magazine must not be among the fashion glossies hurting for funds. For their fall “Role Model” issue, i-D shot sixteen very impressive covers featuring a mixture of supermodels like Linda Evangelista and Gisele Bundchen, and up-and-comers like Jourdan Dunn and Kolfinna Kristófersdóttir. Stylistically, the covers are fairly diverse; some are in color, some in black and white, and some are styled in an ultra-modern way while others are more retro. But in each one, the model is hiding one of her eyes, which creates a nice common thread. Here are all them. More
Hey look, I’m defending something shot by Uncle Terry! Hell hath frozen. More
Supermodel Stephanie Seymour appears on the fall-winter cover of Vogue Hommes International. She’s wearing a white tailored blouse and looks very nice. She’s also being groped with one hand by male model Marlon Teixeira as he grips her throat with the other. Some of you are going to say, “STUPID HUMORLESS WOMEN HARPIES ALWAYS COMPLAINING” and you’re welcome to feel that way. Just click on any other post now. More
Stephanie Seymour is the latest victim of catastrophic wardrobe malfunction. Or, the latest to harness the power of her own nipples for publicity. We can’t really tell anymore. More
Here’s some sex advice from flight attendants. Surprisingly, the topic of how best to sex Ralph Fiennes in a bathroom is not covered. – Nerve
Is this a picture of Stephanie Seymour making out with her son? For everyone’s sake, we hope not. – The Frisky
Finally, sex tips everyone can use: how to have sleep-sex with your partner. – Crushable
The “sex toy queen of Britain” survived multiple poisoning attempts by her kids’ nanny. It probably helped that the nanny attempted to use salt, sugar, and windshield-wiper fluid as poisons. – Yahoo!
Snooki’s long-awaited novel A Shore Thing features a date rape scene. – Jezebel More
Supermodels are like unicorns: beautiful, rare, elusive, possibly fictional. And yet some of them marry people who are less beautiful than them. How does someone land a model spouse? We have a couple of suggestions. More
Richard Avedon, “The 1940′s” Stephanie Seymour, 1995
Breaking up is hard to do. Sometimes it’s so hard that the only logical conclusion is getting back together. These ten couples called off the divorce and decided to give it one more try – with mixed results. More
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Stephanie Seymour’s husband (with whom she is undergoing a messy divorce battle) claims that her favorite cocktail is alcohol mixed with pills. She had to go in for drug testing, and we have to come up with some inspired new … More
Stephanie Seymour by Richard Avedon, 1995
Here are some adorable pictures of Stephanie Seymour in a bikini…make that two bikinis…while playing with inflatable rafts. Looks like she was having some fun! And for all you boob lovers (is that all of us?), check out the half-nipple … More
Here are a couple o’ pictures of Stephanie Seymour at Vanity Fair’s 2007 Tribeca Film Festival party. She looks…psychotic. But I’m loving those green eyes! Anyone know who the old dude is? Via celebutopia
