In the past few days, we’ve seen some absurdly expensive items of clothing. Like a $68,000 jacket that was made out of wool. And… had lapels. And shoes made out of gold, because people love walking around in things that are really heavy. Up until this point, I thought I would have to work hard, like Pierpont Morgan, to amass a fortune, but actually, all I have to do it make one single item of clothing and sell it. These are some ideas. You can let me know which one you would like to buy. More
Do you wish you could walk, text and hold an umbrella simultaneously? Yeah, us neither, and if you are one of those people, this product is for you. But we’re not. More
Despite using beauty products on many a man, I never really think about doing makeup tutorials specifically for men despite there undoubtedly being an interest. Fortunately, Yoko Ono has got it covered. Well — sort of. She’s got it rainbowed, at the very least. More
Does anybody remember that bizarre Disney movie Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century? She would’ve loved this outfit. Loved it! This is very, very “Zenon” which, while great for hypothetical people living in our now-present century, I do find it is best to simply avoid Zenon inspiration altogether, particularly when it includes fluorescent patterns and sheer overlays and looks kind of like how Disney might dress the only Asian person on board Zenon’s ship. More
Here is your daily reminder that combining obnoxious people with lots of money is a terrible idea. And also a reminder that other countries have way prettier money than we do. More
Sometimes publicity stunts don’t totally suck! More
And then, when a woman complained, they attacked her. More
God, I’m glad it’s April 2nd. You got me. You all got me. You got me good.
I hate all of you. More
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What can we say? We’re inspired by Christina Aguilera’s funeral wear. Because we’re utterly insane! More
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Fresh off her sensual trip to Disneyland with Ryan Gosling, hottie-boom-bottie Eva Mendes is starring in a commercial for Thierry Mugler’s originally named new fragrance, Angel. This commercial is somewhat confusing, but look how pretty. More
You think acid wash jeans are weird? Behind our bird masks, we’re silently judging you. More