Topic: strangers

How To Fall In Love With Strangers

How To Fall In Love With Strangers

Whatever you do, don’t make eye contact. Eye contact is death.

Picture the two of you together doing something innocuous. Just as a test. Mowing the lawn together, maybe. Holding hands in your dream kitchen. Tearfully putting down an old and beloved dog the two of you adopted together. Just as a test. How’s it look? It looks good, doesn’t it?

Okay, keep not making eye contact. Eventually they’ll get the hint and come ask you out. More »