Valentine’s Day is a day for love, affection, and romance. And what’s more romantic than paying women you don’t know to rub their boobs on your face? More
Topic: Strip Clubs
In every strip club there are time wasters. More
I do not understand, nor have I ever understood, the appeal of a lapdance. I know how to give what I’ve been told is an excellent lapdance, but I don’t really see how one case of blue balls can be better than another. More
I’m not sure if the bartending job was ever really available. As soon as I got to the club the woman in charge of personnel asked me if I was sure I didn’t want to dance. More
For the record, the “Thunder From Down Under” is not, in fact,a musical about storms in Australia. But seriously–why are women able to act so ridiculous in those settings? More
In the words of his lawyer, “From a great height, she launched herself down onto his abdomen.” More
I didn’t get to work at Club Paradox for very long. More
I’ve already written about how the men who patronized Club Paradox tended towards exhibitionism, but none wanted to be watched more than the man we called ‘The Masturbator.” Almost all the men jerked off as they watched us–that was, as … More
I have to admit, I don’t really understand why prostitution has suddenly become a feminist act. I consider myself very passionate about gender equality, but I don’t see how that relates to the acceptance of selling sex. More
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Bachelorette parties have the amazing ability to bring together an intensely stereotypical group of women. Honestly, there’s probably a lady like me at every single gathering. We sit in the back feeling uncomfortable and trying not to make eye contact with any of the male strippers. We stick to our martinis and skip out on the penis cake. We might have a disapproving glare or two for the truly raunchy among our party. In general, we probably look a little uncomfortable surrounded by all that naughty girl sex sex sex. And yup, you’ll probably find us at every party.
We’re not the only predictable bachelorette guest either! More
In college, I went to some strip clubs. I’m a girl, so I have a pretty easy time of it at nudie bars: free lap dances, lots of genitals rubbed to and fro about my person, and much free soda. However, many girls don’t realize that they, too, can have fun at strip clubs. In fact, they believe that strip clubs are the dominion of professional football players, cage fighters and men who “get tatted.” They’re wrong! So, I’ve written and “illustrated” this extremely helpful guide to making the most of your strip club experience as a lady. More
Breaking: religious propriety trumps capitalism! More
There was a recent article in Glamour claiming to reveal “What Really Goes On at Strip Clubs. The narrative arc of the piece was as follows: “Should you be worried at your guy going to a strip club? LOL MAYBE! Your boyfriend might get an HJ… or WORSE! Champagne room! JK, mostly nothing happens. But sometimes HJs!” So editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff turned the debate on each other. More