Topic: stripper

Jimmy Choo Makes Stripper Shoes

Jimmy Choo Makes Stripper Shoes

It’s a well-established fact that stripping is a lucrative job. Some designers celebrate that fact by making shoes inspired by the towering lucite heels worn by exotic dancers the world over — but Jimmy Choo has taken it one step further. With his new line of crystal-studded shoes, he’s apparently decided to just go ahead and make high-end stripper shoes, as evidenced by the pair featured above. Made, I imagine, for the highest-earning peelers in the country, these shoes are even named after a stripper: Niagra.

This is an untapped niche, and I think we’re going to see Choo really come into his own as he expands to the world of exotic dance.

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But How Will The Firefighters Learn to Pole Dance?

But How Will The Firefighters Learn to Pole Dance?

That’s what the poles were for, right? I mean, no one actually heard that there was a fire an hopped on a pole to get there faster, did they? Because that is really undignified. I’m not sure I’d entrust a guy who did that with coming to my house to exterminate a blaze.

Now pole dancing, on the other hand – that is something to applaud! Especially if those dong the dancing are primarily men in their late 30’s to mid-50’s, and at least 50% have bellies made of beer. More »