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Here at The Gloss, we think stripper poles are fun. They belong in living rooms, and in bedrooms, and in vans. But we’ve never seen — outside of live shower scenes in strip clubs, which we’ve actually never witnessed firsthand but have read about — a stripper pole in a shower.
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By now, we all know that Channing Tatum used to be a stripper, yes? We are well aware? We’ve seen him with his junk bunched up in a tidy whitey thong?
OK, good. Because I wouldn’t want anyone to be surprised when I tell you that he’s being asked about it regularly, and standing behind the decision, loud and proud. More
Is it just me, or is this a really weird photo of Mila Kunis in the LA Times magazine? Her pose is somewhere in between a stripper writhe and a soldier crawl, and it’s unlcear where she would be going in the latter case, since she’s in between two brick walls. More
It’s a well-established fact that stripping is a lucrative job. Some designers celebrate that fact by making shoes inspired by the towering lucite heels worn by exotic dancers the world over — but Jimmy Choo has taken it one step further. With his new line of crystal-studded shoes, he’s apparently decided to just go ahead and make high-end stripper shoes, as evidenced by the pair featured above. Made, I imagine, for the highest-earning peelers in the country, these shoes are even named after a stripper: Niagra.
This is an untapped niche, and I think we’re going to see Choo really come into his own as he expands to the world of exotic dance.
That’s what the poles were for, right? I mean, no one actually heard that there was a fire an hopped on a pole to get there faster, did they? Because that is really undignified. I’m not sure I’d entrust a guy who did that with coming to my house to exterminate a blaze.
Now pole dancing, on the other hand – that is something to applaud! Especially if those dong the dancing are primarily men in their late 30’s to mid-50’s, and at least 50% have bellies made of beer. More
Because of a prior engagement. You say you haven’t told me the date, yet? I’d say that prior engagement was my impending move to Addis Ababa, but then I might actually have to move there, because that’s how webs of … More
Elizabeth Richard’s cautionary tale about aggressive strippers made me think on the current state of stripperdom. While I do not fear saying that, as a man, I am generally not turned on by strippers, I recognize and respect their place … More
A little while ago, a friend of mine was sitting quietly at a bar reading philosophy or some shit, when an Avril Lavigne-looking blonde approached him and inquired about his book. “It’s [French name/lame shit here]” he said, and went … More
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“I’m better [at sex] because I was never pretty…Pretty girls just lie there. Us girls who grew up a little more homely have to try a lot harder.” — Courtney Love [Via Huffington Post] “My grandmother [...] taught me to … More
Most strip clubs also have food and drink, but they tend to be of the “buffalo wings” variety. What are you supposed to do if you like lusting after flesh but not eating it? Luckily, the good people of Portland … More
Last year, Iceland – the country best known for Bjork and bankruptcy – banned prostitution. Now, they’re going one step further and banning strippers. According to the Guardian, these actions make Iceland the most feminist country on earth. Yes, it’s … More
I respect a girl who can sport a bald head and still look fabulous. This is not an easy look to pull off. I also give Amber Rose credit for that gorgeous green jacket. Beautiful as it is, that is … More
