Topic: Strippers

I Explained To My 10-Year-Old Son Why It’s Important To Respect Strippers

I Explained To My 10-Year-Old Son Why It’s Important To Respect Strippers

Saturday night was just an average, happy evening, hanging out and talking to my 10- year-old and my teenager about strippers. Or exotic dancers. Or adult entertainers. Or whatever term you prefer. My son was in a particularly chatty mood, and if you have a kid around this age you know what a rare occurrence that can be, when they put down theNintendo (NO-FRIEND-O) 3DS and decide they have roughly 80 million questions for mom and dad. And these questions had to do with strippers. More »

Here’s Your First Look At Jennifer Aniston As A Stripper

Here's Your First Look At Jennifer Aniston As A Stripper

Jennifer Aniston has a new movie coming out this August called We’re The Millersthe trailer just arrived online and we’re finally getting proof that she does indeed play a stripper. While Jennifer Aniston as a stripper seems like a pretty unlikely casting choice (given that for most of her career she’s played the ultimate nice, wholesomely funny lady next door), she is preternaturally toned.

And wearing a hilarious wig! More »

Harlotry: On Quitting Stripping

Harlotry: On Quitting Stripping

My bio says that I’m currently employed as a stripper, but this is not entirely true: I’ve been on vacation from work for several months now and we strippers, like all independent contractors, can’t be considered employed unless we’re actually retained by a club.

There are two reasons for the length of my vacation from work. More »

Being Miss Omaha Helped Me Be An Awesome Stripper

Being Miss Omaha Helped Me Be An Awesome Stripper

Yes, I competed in a Miss America local, and a state preliminary. This was when I was young, innocent and assumed that I had no other game plan than to become Miss America. That did not happen, instead I went a on a wayward, yet interesting path to eventually figure out what I was going to do with my life. What I did learn from competing in pageants? It made me a damn good stripper! More »