Topic: Strippers

Illustrated Guide: How To Have Fun At Strip Clubs If You’re A Girl

Illustrated Guide: How To Have Fun At Strip Clubs If You're A Girl

In college, I went to some strip clubs. I’m a girl, so I have a pretty easy time of it at nudie bars: free lap dances, lots of genitals rubbed to and fro about my person, and much free soda. However, many girls don’t realize that they, too, can have fun at strip clubs. In fact, they believe that strip clubs are the dominion of professional football players, cage fighters and men who “get tatted.” They’re wrong! So, I’ve written and “illustrated” this extremely helpful guide to making the most of your strip club experience as a lady. More »

Video: Dita Von Teese Is Proud Of Being A Stripper

Video: Dita Von Teese Is Proud Of Being A Stripper

Don’t you hate it when people pretend like “burlesque” is some sort of magical high art form completely divorced from the idea of taking one’s clothes off for money? As if some boobie tassels automatically make a lady morally superior to the more modern types of strippers who are out there? Famed burlesque dancer Dita Von Teese does, and she is going to tell it like it is (with her trademark grace, of course). More »

Gallery: Awesome Stripper Audition Polaroids From The ’60s And ’70s

Gallery: Awesome Stripper Audition Polaroids From The '60s And '70s

Holy shit, guys. We’ve just hit the mother lode of never-before-seen 1960s and 70s style photos. It comes in the form of a whole bunch of “audition” Polaroids from a SoCal strip club an anonymous Flickr user (supposedly) purchased for all of $10. Looking through the pictures, I’m struck by how very un-stripper-like many of the women seem. Why, some of the photos could even be mistaken for senior portraits. Others are more vampy; I wonder if they were more likely to be chosen than the innocent looking ones? One thing’s for certain: with stripper clothes of yesteryear looking as cool as they did, it’s not hard to see why people like Dita Von Teese are trying to bring some retro glamor back to the ol’ titty bar. More »

Is The Oxford Comma Something You Care About? What About Stripper Outfits?

Is The Oxford Comma Something You Care About? What About Stripper Outfits?

I’d like to imagine JFK and Stalin care about the Oxford comma in this instance, even if we never do anymore. And, in an effort to make this a fashion/beauty based post, instead of just “a fun shout out to people who love grammar and think commas are sexy” – which stripper outfit is better, JFK’s or Stalin’s? The answer is Stalin’s, obviously, although I think it’s fair to say one would feel more comfortable wearing JFK’s. So. There are going to be two polls on this now, one on whether you are for or against the Oxford comma one on whether Stalin or JFK has the better outfit. Here are the polls. More »

Say Yes To The Mess: What Is The Point Of Male Strippers?

Say Yes To The Mess: What Is The Point Of Male Strippers?

The phenomenon of hiring a male stripper to celebrate your impending nuptials is a hard one to explain. I, for one, do not quite understand the void that it fills in the life of the soon to be married woman. In fact, if aliens arrived on this planet and the first thing they encountered was a greased up naked man tossing around a group of women, they would probably annihilate the lot of us, for being a superfluous species. More »

Party Favors: Increased Quality Of Travel

Party Favors: Increased Quality Of Travel

Traveling sucks. Do shots. -The Hairpin

Using other peoples’ stories to tell your own is always kind of risky. -DoubleX

Make the most of wasted space. -ShelterPop

“How I got a stripper’s number.” -College Candy

Heidi Fleiss keeps parrots?! -The Frisky

Arguing is bad. Stop it. -YourTango

In the 1940′s being a lesbian was profitable for men. – Collectors Weekly

Ingenious idea: layering liner to create a striking, color-saturated eye. -Refinery29

Important PSA: the right and wrong way to do visible bra-straps. -The High Low

Terry Richardson‘s upcoming plans for Lady Gaga. -Styleite

11 of the crazier getups at Comic-Con. -Betty Confidential

A handy guide to better beauty detoxing. -Birchbox

A fresh way to wear a denim jacket. -The Budget Babe

Truth: beauty starts with healthy skin. -YouBeauty

Party Favors: Guess Who’s Talking To The Press Again

Party Favors: Guess Who's Talking To The Press Again

Michael Lohan is crazy and talking about sex, being a minister and those other Lohans. -The Fix

An herbal self-tanner you can snort…? -The Frisky

Eat like a Honduran. -DoubleX

“How I got a stripper’s number.” -College Candy

They made a new fruit! -The Hairpin

Can you be addicted to social media? -YourTango

Make the most of a wasted space (relevant to your interests, New York). -ShelterPop

Fall’s 10 most anticipated beauty products (start dying for the gorgeous YSL palette). -Refinery29

One of fall beauty’s more surprising rollouts: a Hello Kitty collection. -Betty Confidential

But while we’re still in summer: some lovely neutral polishes. -Birchbox

Food and well-being: experts say what you eat can influence your happiness. -YouBeauty

Yet another fashion reality competition… but this one came up with a really good idea for its judges. -The High Low

Look for less: pyramid stud earrings. -The Budget Babe

David Beckham x …H&M? -Styl

The Editors Debate: Should You Let Your Boyfriend Go To A Stripclub

The Editors Debate: Should You Let Your Boyfriend Go To A Stripclub

There was a recent article in Glamour claiming to reveal “What Really Goes On at Strip Clubs. The narrative arc of the piece was as follows: “Should you be worried at your guy going to a strip club? LOL MAYBE! Your boyfriend might  get an HJ… or WORSE! Champagne room! JK, mostly nothing happens. But sometimes HJs!” So editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff turned the debate on each other. More »