…And here’s the most sexist commercial from The Super Bowl. More
Normal Human: Awwww, Coke is meh but that commercial was sweet.
Garbage Human: DIVERSITY WILL BE THE END OF US DERP DE GAYYY.
(Warning: There’s strong language in some of these tweets.) More
Just because you’re having a Super Bowl party does not mean you have to be surrounded with low-rent snacks and warm beer. Try these 10 cocktail ideas to class up your party. More
Having one’s team associated with a Lindsay Lohan nightclub imbroglio the week of the Super Bowl cannot possibly be a good sign. More
I’m just in it for the nachos, beer, and orange lipstick. Go Broncos! More
Yesterday, I met three very polite and pleasant football players who made delicious milkshakes. Today, I am attempting to do some makeup inspired by Super Bowl finalists the Seattle Seahawks. I would insert a pun about football here, but it would only involve balls, so let’s just get to the makeup, shall we? More
“I just would like people to know that we give up and sacrifice a lot to play this sport. I’d like people to also know that just because we are women, it doesn’t mean we are not capable of playing a “man’s” sport.” More
But seriously. What are they selling? More
No matter how you observe the great holiday of Super Bowl Sunday, you’re absolutely guaranteed to encounter somebody aggravating. More
This couldn’t go on TV? More
Are you getting stoked for the Super Bowl? I am and I don’t even really give a damn about sports. I just like spectacle, tradition and Americana. Oh, and beer and hot dudes running around in leggings. Those things are also great. More
Wouldn’t that be a refreshing change? More
Breaking news: Not everyone on the entire planet was super down with Beyonce’s Super Bowl performance. Expect asteroids in 5…4…3… More