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Breaking news: Not everyone on the entire planet was super down with Beyonce’s Super Bowl performance. Expect asteroids in 5…4…3… More
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Breaking news: Not everyone on the entire planet was super down with Beyonce’s Super Bowl performance. Expect asteroids in 5…4…3… More
Some kind of major sporting event occurred this weekend and celebrities came out of the woodwork for various sponsored parties. Apparently in observance of an event called the Super Bowl, a bunch of large companies threw lavish parties with expansive gifting suites, luring out the likes of Candice Swanepoel, Kate Upton, Sofia Vergara, Olivia Munn, Hayden Panettiere, Ashley Greene and more in their tightest, brightest and shortest. More
The performance involved lots of fire–coming out of the stage, out of the front of a guitar, out of the back of a guitar–sweating, and attitude, on a stage flanked by two truly, impressively heinous profile portraits (?) of Beyonce (?). If you love occasional singing along to a pre-recorded backing track and medleys, then you probably loved it. More
I’ll admit it: I did not watch much of the Super Bowl last night, as I am more of a Puppy Bowl kinda gal (although obviously this happened and I saw it and so did all of you probably). But … More
“Cue the lengthy makeout session between the supermodel and the super-nerd. Attaboy, Walter!”
I hate the Super Bowl. More
DON’T DOUBT THE BEY. More
The get-up is comprised of literally no elements appropriate to play football in: thigh-high stilettos, high-waisted booty shorts, a tight short-sleeved shirt and loose hair. Just sayin’. More
Fortunately it was all captured on video. More
Gisele Bundchen has some serious competition for most childish comment issued post-Super Bowl. More
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As we all know by now, Gisele Bundchen was there to comfort husband Tom Brady after his devastating loss to the Giants at yesterday’s Super Bowl. More
Gisele Bundchen was the butt of a lot of jokes last night when quarterback husband Tom Brady and his team the New England Patriots lost the Super Bowl. We guess that has something to do with the supermodel’s extremely earnest e-mail to friends and family last week in which she asked for prayer. Which apparently went unanswered. By God. More
Some of you may be aware that Madonna performed at the Halftime Show of last night’s Immorality Bowl Super Bowl. We knew enough to expect a medley because do you like songs? Fuck you.
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Hey gals, are you wondering who to root for in the Super Bowl tomorrow? More