Oh, don’t you fret! It’s not as though Tom is dying or anything, he’s just in the Super Bowl this Sunday and therefore is in need of prayers. More
IT’S SO FUCKING CUTE THAT IT HURTS. More
This is not really retro at all. It’s actually admirably topical of us! More
Today it was announced that Madonna will be performing the halftime show at next year’s Super Bowl. More
Listen — I’m as proud an American as the next guy. I love apple pie, and country music, and boobs. But I think that when someone takes as long as Christina Aguilera did to sing the national anthem at the Super Bowl yesterday, patriotism may have gotten a little out of hand. More
Do people usually look this good when they wake up in the morning? I know I don’t, but maybe that’s just me. In any event, Sealy wants you to know that whatever you do in their beds, they support you. Thanks, Sealy! More
The only thing I want to watch on TV today is the Puppy Bowl, but I do appreciate that some people are expressing their team loyalty on their fingernails. More
So…yeah. You know how PETA is known for their inexplicable protests using naked women? Apparently, they want to take it one step further for the Super Bowl. This is a video of outtakes from a casting call they did, and it’s pretty pornographic. It involves women and vegetables, and the guiding premise is that “vegetarians have better sex.” NSFW. More
As we all know, the Super Bowl is upon us. And with every Super Bowl comes the obligatory rehashing of the major players’ histories of criminal charges, or, in some cases, still-pending criminal charges. Good old-fashioned American fun!
Anyway, of course the most prominent rapist player-with-a-past to look out for this year is Ben Roethlisberger, who has a series of sexual assault charges against him, some of which have been dropped.
In my brief research about this charmer, one of the first things I came across was this gem of a sentence from writer Russell Goldman at ABC News:
“‘Big Ben’ Roethlisberger dodged prosecution earlier this week when a Georgia district attorney announced that he could not prove that the quarterback had raped a 20-year-old sorority girl in a nightclub bathroom.”
That’s right, I said it. I don’t want to watch the Super Bowl. I DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT FOOTBALL.
What I do like, though — and the primary reason I go to Super Bowl parties in the first place — is to eat delicious, unhealthy food. So along those lines, here are five very enjoyable things that I might do instead of watching the Super Bowl, that you can do too: More
It seems as though Tom Brady’s Super Bowl loss most definitely hasn’t gotten in the way of his relationship with supermodel extraordinaire, Gisele Bundchen. The two were caught lookin’ mighty comfy at the opening of Ermenegildo Aenga’s Global Store on … More
That’s right! Sexy supermodel Adriana Lima has a new boyfriend, Marko Jaric, guard for the Minnesota Timberwolves. A People Magazine source claims, in regards to the Super Bowl, “Marko chartered a plane to be with her on her big day. … More
Although Tom Brady’s team (The New England Patriots) lost the Super Bowl this year, leaving Mr. Brady quite the bitter boy, Tom’s still goin’ strong in his relationship with supermodel Gisele Bundchen. The two were recently spotted together on a … More
Alright, time to discuss. First off, WOW! I can’t believe the New York Giants won the Super Bowl! I’m actually quite impressed. I found myself cheering for the other team through the duration of this event, as how could they … More