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As you definitely know by now, Beyonce performed at the Superbowl last night dressed like a bootylicious, kneesock wearing version of Xena, Warrior Princess. But did you know her costume was actually modeled after a Norse goddess? Via Metro NY:
“Singer based the costumes on Valkyrie, the hyper-sexual goddess of warfare from Norse mythology known for randomly selecting men on the battlefield to die.”
Cool! But why stop there when there are so many exciting gods and goddesses in the Norse pantheon to choose from? Here are a few humble suggestions for her next stage show. (Who’s got two thumbs and just finally obtained a copy of Photoshop for the express purpose of ‘shopping Bey’s head onto various Norse gods? I want you to guess!) More
The New York Times - who has recently discovered that people use their phones to make plans and hang out – is flabbergasted that the Superbowl ads are not speaking for your generation. They counted and they saw:
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Everyone knows the Superbowl is really about the ads. Companies fall all over themselves to try to promote their products in the cutest/cleverest/sexiest way possible during this, the year’s most important moment in the inexplicably popular blood sport known as “American football.” So naturally, online pornography site Pornhub (link NSFW) tried to get in on the action with an ad that was not bad, as porn ads go. More
The get-up is comprised of literally no elements appropriate to play football in: thigh-high stilettos, high-waisted booty shorts, a tight short-sleeved shirt and loose hair. Just sayin’. More
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Amid all the fuss about Madonna‘s uninspired halftime performance and M.I.A.‘s “fuck you” to America, it would be easy to forget the terrible outfit Katy Perry wore to perform at the Superbowl’s pre-game show. But that would be a shame, because it’s one of my favorite fashion disasters so far this month! It’s terrible because it looks like a slutty football uniform, and football is a barbaric, life-ruining bloodsport. It’s also terrible because her outfit reps the Giants and the Patriots equally, and fence-sitters are cowards. Click through to see it from every ridiculous angle. More
You know those “cool girls” who are all about humoring their boyfriend by watching sports, and yet, who never seem to express any interest in sports in private? Guess what, men don’t even care. Or do they? No, seriously, they don’t. More
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