Topic: superbowl

Which Norse God Should Beyonce Should Base Her Next Costume On?

Which Norse God Should Beyonce Should Base Her Next Costume On?

As you definitely know by now, Beyonce performed at the Superbowl last night dressed like a bootylicious, kneesock wearing version of Xena, Warrior Princess. But did you know her costume was actually modeled after a Norse goddess? Via Metro NY:

“Singer based the costumes on Valkyrie, the hyper-sexual goddess of warfare from Norse mythology known for randomly selecting men on the battlefield to die.”

Cool! But why stop there when there are so many exciting gods and goddesses in the Norse pantheon to choose from? Here are a few humble suggestions for her next stage show. (Who’s got two thumbs and just finally obtained a copy of Photoshop for the express purpose of ‘shopping Bey’s head onto various Norse gods? I want you to guess!) More »

Here Is The Totally SFW Superbowl Ad (For Porn) That CBS Rejected

Here Is The Totally SFW Superbowl Ad (For Porn) That CBS Rejected

Everyone knows the Superbowl is really about the ads. Companies fall all over themselves to try to promote their products in the cutest/cleverest/sexiest way possible during this, the year’s most important moment in the inexplicably popular blood sport known as “American football.” So naturally, online pornography site Pornhub (link NSFW) tried to get in on the action with an ad that was not bad, as porn ads go. More »

Gallery: Katy Perry’s Diplomatic Superbowl Outfit From Every Angle

Gallery: Katy Perry's Diplomatic Superbowl Outfit From Every Angle

Amid all the fuss about Madonna‘s uninspired halftime performance and M.I.A.‘s “fuck you” to America, it would be easy to forget the terrible outfit Katy Perry wore to perform at the Superbowl’s pre-game show. But that would be a shame, because it’s one of my favorite fashion disasters so far this month! It’s terrible because it looks like a slutty football uniform, and football is a barbaric, life-ruining bloodsport. It’s also terrible because her outfit reps the Giants and the Patriots equally, and fence-sitters are cowards. Click through to see it from every ridiculous angle. More »