There’s having “chameleon-like features” and there’s having another face altogether. More
Last night saw the Fashion Group International’s annual Night of Stars Gala–drawing out some of the industry’s best and brightest (and tallest). Check out what a host of designers and supermodels wore, featuring Kate Upton, Doutzen Kroes, Alexa Chung, Karlie Kloss, Joan Smalls and, yes, Miley Cyrus. More
Before she was a “money girl” (industry parlance for models making six figures or more), the supermodel was given the single craziest piece of diet advice we’ve ever heard. More
Given how many people idolize their bodies, it’s nearly impossible to imagine that these women could be insecure. More
Kate Moss is one of the biggest supermodels in the world, so why is she wearing drawn on boobs and a triangular vagina and something that resembles headphones? More
Earlier this week, we learned that Gisele Bundchen had recorded a very-not-great cover of a perfect song, “All Day & All of the Night” by The Kinks–we then promptly learned it was a charity single, each download of which benefitted UNICEF and we felt really bad about hating it (just not enough to stop). And two weeks before that? Ubiquitous Brit Cara Delevingne revealed that she can sing, in addition to model and make funny faces.
However, listening to Bundchen’s cover got us thinking: while there have been several high profile attempts by models to become singers (and actresses), how many would we characterize as successful? The answer: not a lot. More
As far as supermodels turned singers go, we’d rank it somewhere in the neighborhood of Tyra Banks, but less self-serving. More
In a spread for V magazine, VS Angel Miranda Kerr channelled Hungarian-born singer, adult film star and politician Cicciolina. The photos feature Kerr donning a wig in imitation of Cicciolina, as well as with one breast out — the manner in which the politician is famed for giving speeches. More
As part of her supermodel promotional duties, Kroes chatted with British Vogue–who won’t be featuring her on the cover, but who did snag her time for the next best thing: diet tips! You know, because that’s what women give a shit about.
Even supermodels get the blues. More
She captioned it, “Photo blast from the past: Splitternackt!” which is German for
“Pay attention to me! Stark naked!” More
This non-controversy will go away soon and Gisele will continue to be a rich, famous supermodel completely unconcerned with how people on Twitter feel about her parenting skills.
Of all the weird contradictory things demanded of us by conventional beauty, I’ve always thought the “skinny body, baby face” thing to be particularly unfair. While there are certainly people who look that way naturally, it’s almost impossible for anyone not named Lily Cole or Cara Delevingne to “achieve” that look without getting surgery on one part or another. More