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“Desperate Housewives”: “The Glamorous Life” Original air date: Jan. 31, 2009 liveblog/recap We missed “Desperate Housewives” last week, and this week, we’re competing with our love of too-long awards shows. So we’re going to be watching the Grammys right until … More
“Desperate Housewives”: “How About a Friendly Shrink?” Original air date: Jan. 17, 2009 liveblog/recap We’ve got a giant full apartment of “Desperate Housewives” fans tonight! And by “giant full apartment” I mean Peggy and Erin are here. We’re not as … More
Now that all that vacation and holiday crap is over, and we’re back in the DH gaaaaaaaaaaaame! We get to see Susan strip, learn a little bit more about Orson’s paraplegia and Lynette losing the baby. Erin’s here. Peggy’s following … More
Teri Hatcher shot a striptease scene for the show last week — on her 45th birthday, no less — baring her midriff and wearing a tool belt while shooting. This, no doubt, is for Mike, right? Plumber? Tool belt? Check … More
Here are some screen shots from the last episode. Can you guys pick anything out in these? There’s not much hidden in this one. I just love Celia’s face. “Eehhhh? Whaaa? What’s going on?” Other than Celia, I don’t see … More
Here it is! The last winners and losers of the YEAR. I’m hot and cold with this episode, but one thing’s for sure…they left us with some HUGE cliffhangers and you guys have been AWESOME at speculating who could be … More
“Desperate Housewives”: “Boom Crunch” Original air date: Dec. 6, 2009 liveblog/recap So I’m sitting here, waiting for the show to start, waiting for Erin and (Not)Neighbor Peggy to come over after pilates, waiting to find out who dies, and I … More
I know, I know. It’s been at leeeeeeeeeast a million years since we’ve done the winners and losers. I have no good excuse, other than yadda yadda holidays? Plus, how many times can a girl make Susan a loser? Actually, … More
Sneak peek No. 1: Classic “Desperate Housewives” bantering. This is the sorta stuff that makes the Carlos jerkery almost OK. They can laugh it off (or, rather, WE can laugh at them), and know it ain’t all that deep. Sneak … More
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As always, there’s a lot — and I mean a lot — of quick scenes in the 30-second promo for next Sunday’s episode. Let’s take a look at each one, shall we? (A funny aside…ABC’s Web site has this short … More
“Desperate Housewives”: “Would I Think of Suicide” Original air date: Nov. 29, 2009 Liveblog/recap So it’s just Erin and me watching tonight. And I don’t mean to say that as if, oh, ho hum, it’s just Erin and me, and … More
So the DH gods took a major risk back in Season 5 when they jumped ahead five years. They proved they could make a drastic plot change while holding true to all of the characters and personalities we all love. … More
Man, this holiday weekend away from work/life/everything has been, like, seeewwwwww hard for me. And yes, I meant to spell “so” like “sew” to get the full Valley girl accent with it…even though I’ve never been to the Valley. Or, … More
In honor of Thanksgiving — and because this season has an atypical (or not?) number of turkeys — I want your choice for the Season 6 Biggest Turkey Award. Could it be Orson, whose wife is messing around behind his … More
