Susan Delfino (Mayer) Archives

Liveblog from ‘Desperate Housewives’ Season 6, episode 14, ‘The Glamorous Life’

“Desperate Housewives”: “The Glamorous Life” Original air date: Jan. 31, 2009 liveblog/recap We missed "Desperate H …

Liveblog from ‘Desperate Housewives’ Season 6, episode 13, ‘How About a Friendly Shrink?’

"Desperate Housewives": "How About a Friendly Shrink?" Original air date: Jan. 17, 2009 liveblog/recap We've got a …

Live blog from ‘Desperate Housewives’ Season 6, episode 12, ‘You Gotta Get a Gimmick’

Now that all that vacation and holiday crap is over, and we're back in the DH gaaaaaaaaaaaame! We get to see Susan strip …

Susan to do a strip tease — wearing a tool belt

Teri Hatcher shot a striptease scene for the show last week -- on her 45th birthday, no less -- baring her midriff and w …

Photos from the plane crash in 6.10 ‘Boom Crunch’

Here are some screen shots from the last episode. Can you guys pick anything out in these? There's not much hidden in …

Winners and losers from 6.10 ‘Boom Crunch’

Here it is! The last winners and losers of the YEAR. I'm hot and cold with this episode, but one thing's for sure...they …

‘Desperate Housewives’ Season 6, episode 10, ‘Boom Crunch’ liveblog

"Desperate Housewives": "Boom Crunch" Original air date: Dec. 6, 2009 liveblog/recap So I'm sitting here, waiting f …

Winners and losers from ‘Desperate Housewives’ Season 6, episode 9: ‘Would I Think of Suicide?’

I know, I know. It's been at leeeeeeeeeast a million years since we've done the winners and losers. I have no good excus …

FOUR sneak peeks at ‘Desperate Housewives’ Season 6, episode 10, ‘Boom Crunch’

Sneak peek No. 1: Classic "Desperate Housewives" bantering. This is the sorta stuff that makes the Carlos jerkery alm …

Promo for ‘Desperate Housewives’ Season 6, episode 10, ‘Boom Crunch’

As always, there's a lot -- and I mean a lot -- of quick scenes in the 30-second promo for next Sunday's episode. Let's …

‘Desperate Housewives’ Season 6, episode 9, ‘Would I Think of Suicide?’

“Desperate Housewives”: “Would I Think of Suicide” Original air date: Nov. 29, 2009 Liveblog/recap So it's just Eri …

More time jumping for the cast of “Desperate Housewives”?

So the DH gods took a major risk back in Season 5 when they jumped ahead five years. They proved they could make a drast …

Busy Thanksgiving watching ‘Coraline’ and the ‘Desperate Housewives’ Season 5 DVD extras

Man, this holiday weekend away from work/life/everything has been, like, seeewwwwww hard for me. And yes, I meant to spe …

Happy Thanksgiving to ‘Desperate Housewives’ fans from DesperateBlog.com!

In honor of Thanksgiving -- and because this season has an atypical (or not?) number of turkeys -- I want your choice fo …

‘Desperate Housewives’ Season 6, episode 8, ‘The Coffee Cup’ liveblog

“Desperate Housewives”: “The Coffee Cup” Original air date: Nov. 15, 2009 Liveblog/recap We had a fuuuuull apartmen …

‘Desperate Housewives’ Season 6, episode 7: ‘Careful the Things You Say’ liveblog

“Desperate Housewives”: “Careful the Things You Say” Original air date: Nov. 8, 2009 Liveblog/recap I'm allll alone …

Sneak peek from ‘Desperate Housewives’ Season 6, episode 7: ‘Careful the Things You Say’

Bree asks for a divorce: Does that mean we're going to get a full-on Karl/Bree relationship? I'd be willing to bet eithe …

A familiar face to come back (Lyndsy Fonseca) and a new cartoon face (Homer Simpson) to come to ‘Desperate Housewives’

OK, so Homer Simpson himself won't be on the show. No, the voice of Homer -- Dan Castellaneta -- is going to play the pi …

‘Desperate Housewives’ Season 6, episode 6: ‘Don’t Walk on the Grass’

"Desperate Housewives": "Don't Walk on the Grass" Original air date: Nov. 1, 2009 Liveblog/recap Happppppy day-afte …

‘Desperate Housewives’ Season 6, episode 5: ‘Everybody Ought to Have a Maid’ liveblog

"Desperate Housewives" Season 6, episode 5: "Everybody Ought to Have a Maid" Air date: Oct. 25, 2009 Liveblog/recap …

Winners and losers from ‘Desperate Housewives’ Season 6, episode 4: ‘The God-Why-Don’t-You-Love-Me Blues’

All right. By now we know how this works, yes? Each week we pick three winners and losers! I take some input from the pe …

‘Desperate Housewives’ Season 6, episode 4: ‘The God-Why-Don’t-You-Love-Me Blues’

You guys aren't going to believe this. I not only managed to convince (Not)Neighbor Peggy to come watch the show with me …

Winners and losers from ‘Desperate Housewives,’ Season 6, episode 3: ‘Never Judge a Lady by Her Lover’

Can we pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaase talk about how great this season is?? I won't lie, this girl was a little skeptical -- and I …

Season 6, episode 3 liveblog: “Never Judge a Lady by Her Lover”

OK! So it took some time, but I managed to talk (Not)Neighbor Peggy into coming over and hanging out with me and watch s …

Winners and losers from ‘Being Alive’

WINNERS Susan: What? What's that, Amy? Second episode of the season, and you're putting your arch nemesis Susan on th …

‘Desperate Housewives’ 6.2: ‘Being Alive’

"Desperate Housewives" Season 6, episode 2, "Being Alive" Air date: Oct. 4, 2009 Liveblog/recap As y'all probably k …

‘Desperate Housewives’ season premiere: ‘Nice is Different Than Good’

Desperate Housewives "Nice is Different Than Good" Air date: Sept. 27, 2009 Liveblog/recap Thanks for everyone who …

Follow me on Twitter for tonight’s SEASON PREMIERE!!!

YES! The day has FINALLY come! It's DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES SEASON 6 PREMIERE DAY! If I were President Obama, this would …

Oh. My. GOD. She Wolf. Shakira. ‘Desperate Housewives’. Enough said?

Have these women ever looked hotter? This is HANDS DOWN my favorite promo in "Desperate Housewives" history. And here's …

‘Desperate Housewives’ Season 6 promo and TWO sneak peeks!

We're getting cloooooser!! Two and a half weeks left until the season premiere! OK, after analyzing this promo …

Season Six ‘Desperate Housewives’ promo shots!

Here's the promo shot of "Desperate Housewives" Season Six. What do we think of this? I need to analyze this as only I c …

Smell desperate. Like Susan. Or Bree. Or Gaby. Or Lynette.

In 2007, there was "Forbidden Fruit". I wasn't a huge fan of the stuff, but it wasn't half bad. What I was really missin …

Another theory: Could both Katherine AND Susan be getting married next season?

DESPERATE FOR DESPERATE COUNTDOWN: 67 days Kristin Dos Santos from E! Online raised an interesting theory: Maybe ther …

MAJOR Spoiler: Who’s under the veil?

Yes, ladies, we caaaaauuught you! This is the problem with filming outside months in advance -- sometimes the pap …

Teri Hatcher’s got leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeegs!

....and I think she knows how to use them? Teri Hatcher's looking GREAT here after eating at STK on Monday night. I don' …

Drea de Matteo to join the cast of ‘Desperate Housewives’!!

Hard-edged tough chick Drea de Matteo -- you know her from "The Sopranos" (and maybe "Friends" spin-off "Joey"...Anyone? …

‘Desperate Housewives’ season finale, 5.23 and 5.24: ‘If It’s Only In Your Head’

Desperate Housewives “If It's Only In Your Head” Air Date: May 17, 2009 Liveblog/recap I'm SUPER excited for tonigh …

Susan might get hurt on the season finale? There’s ‘a lot of stunt work’

**SEASON FINALE IN THREE DAYS OMG** Just watching Teri Hatcher talk to David Letterman right now: She's saying she wa …

‘Desperate Housewives’ episode 5.22: ‘Marry Me a Little’

Desperate Housewives "Marry Me a Little" Air Date: May 10, 2009 Liveblog/recap I may or may not have tricked Neighb …

Cast caught filming at a church: Wedding bells?

SEMI-SPOILER ALERT! The cast of "Desperate Housewives" was caught filming at Hollywood Presbyterian Church last week. …

‘Desperate Housewives’ 5.21: ‘Bargaining’

Desperate Housewives ‘Bargaining’ Air Date: May 21, 2009 Liveblog/recap OK, so tonight's the night that Gale Harold …

‘Desperate Housewives’ 5.20: ‘Rose’s Turn’

Desperate Housewives ‘Rose's Turn’ Air Date: April 26, 2009 Liveblog/recap OK, so things are a little bit different …

Dana Delany: There’ll be two proposals coming soon

I love Dana Delany. Sure, I really don't care for her character on the show, but I DO love that she can't keep from spil …

Gale Harold WILL return! On May 3!

Yes, that's right! There's been tons of speculation about the actor's return after a horrible motorcycle crash last year …

‘Desperate Housewives’ 5.18: ‘A Spark to Pierce the Dark’

Desperate Housewives “Death Falls Upon Edie” Air Date: March 21, 2009 Liveblog/recap I've got some new thoughts goi …

Winners and losers from ‘The Story of Lucy and Jessie’

So many good suggestions this week!! I appreciate all the tips and help! Now on to name the winners and losers of "The S …

‘Desperate Housewives’ 5.17: ‘The story of Lucy and Jessie’

Desperate Housewives "The Story of Lucy and Jessie" Air Date: March 15, 2009 Liveblog/recap I'm watching the show b …

Winners and losers from ‘Crime Doesn’t Pay’

Yes, kids, it's time to delegate the title of winner or loser to six individuals from this week's episode of Desperate H …

‘Desperate Housewives’ 5.16: ‘Crime Doesn’t Pay’

Desperate Housewives "Crime Doesn't Pay" Air date: March 8, 2009 Live blog/recap As always, here's the deal: Ne …

‘Desperate Housewives’ 5.15: ‘In a World Where Kings Are Employees’ liveblog

Desperate Housewives “In a World Where Kings Are Employers” Air date: Feb. 15, 2009 Live blog / recap Aight, so her …

Gaby and Susan will smooch on an upcoming episode of ‘Desperate Housewives’

Holy big breaking-news week for "Desperate Housewives," Batman! According to Celebuzz, the Eva Longoria Parker an …