Topic: swimsuit

Does Kate Middleton Need To Lose Weight?

Does Kate Middleton Need To Lose Weight?

I keep reading about Kate Middleton’s wedding diet. If you’re not reading every British tabloid ever (you’re missing out) she’s gone from being “Waity Katie” to “Weighty Katie” and it’s seemingly imperative that she shed those extra pounds before the wedding. Now, admittedly, her diet sounds like it involves bags of sweets, isn’t that awful. But then, periodically, I see a picture of her in a bikini and cast my hands heavenward and wonder “how? Where is she going to lose the weight from? She has a six pack already.” More »

Does This Swimsuit Say C-3PO To You?

Does This Swimsuit Say C-3PO To You?

We really applaud Black Milk for their ambitious attempt to theme their swimwear around Star Wars, but to us, this isn’t reading C-3PO as much as it’s reading “circles and lots of colors and patterns.” Maybe it’s just because she’s wearing it with booties and that’s not C-3PO’s style. Still, we think it takes more than this to impress Jabba The Hutt. That’s why we wear all our swimsuits with a storm trooper mask, so there’s no confusion. More »