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Before you know it, the weather is going to be so warm that we’ll all be spending our weekends lounging by the pool or at the beach in our bathing suits. I mean, I will at least. But even if you’re not going to be hanging out in a swimsuit on the regular, I’d say it’s a pretty safe bet that you’ll need one for at least a few occasions over the summer. More
Here is some very exciting news! A woman whose butt parts you have seen in detail and from every angle has exposed it again, and the internet is just beside itself over the pictures. More
90′s poster girl and clothing designer (who knew?) Elizabeth Hurley is facing some backlash about her eponymous clothing line’s children’s bathing suits, which some prudes are calling too damn hot. More
The correlation between weight and beauty doesn’t exist if we don’t want it to–there are beautiful people at all sizes, thin, fat, or anything in between. More
It’s Summer! It’s BBQ season! It’s swimming time! It’s buy-up-all-the-aloe-and-bug-spray month! It also may be time to buy a swimsuit–and, while bikinis may be the choice of lad mags everywhere, a one piece is way more practical if you plan to do any swimming. Hence, we rounded up some currently available (++ super flattering) one piece suits all carrying a sub-$100 price tag. Enjoy. More
Quick! Guess before you click on the post! More
It’s summer, y’all! And you know what that means: time to head down to the beach to make giant penises out of sand, show your boobs to children, play velcro scatch, and engage in whatever other fun beach activities your particular group of friends may enjoy. But first, you need to buy a swimsuit, and that’s where the tricky part comes in, because some swimsuits are really, really ugly. How ugly? Well, look at these 25 I just found. None of them seem like they are serious about being swimsuits for humans to wear as they swim in the water, and yet, they are totally not joking. Let’s laugh about them together. More
Do you frequently find yourself thinking “swimsuits are basically idiotic? Why are they even a thing? Why don’t we just go swimming naked?” Lady, the 17th century was your kind of time. More
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British women are over bikinis this year, and we think that’s awesome. More
You know, I think there were approximately three weeks when I was 13 immediately after watching The Craft where I would have been the prime market for this pentagram bikini. Basically The Craft taught me that it was cool to be into the occult and hang out at the beach, which I’m pretty sure was not its intended purpose, but that perspective on the world worked okay for those three pre-teen weeks. They would have worked out even better if I’d had this Bikini from MASSBlack’s ritual collection:
America, meet your new queen: Miss New York, Mallory Hytes Hagan. She tap-dances to James Brown, she comes from Brooklyn, where she attended the Fashion Institute of Technology; she hopes to work in global cosmetics marketing someday. Her charitable platform is the prevention of child sexual abuse and she owns at least one swimsuit. More
Never join a beauty pageant! More
We’ve already covered how to look good in a bikini, now lets tackle what the state of your swimsuit actually says about you. You know. As a person. More