Topic: swimsuits

15 One-Piece Bathing Suits Under $100 You Need For Summer

15 One-Piece Bathing Suits Under $100 You Need For Summer

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Before you know it, the weather is going to be so warm that we’ll all be spending our weekends lounging by the pool or at the beach in our bathing suits. I mean, I will at least. But even if you’re not going to be hanging out in a swimsuit on the regular, I’d say it’s a pretty safe bet that you’ll need one for at least a few occasions over the summer. More »

12 Super Flattering One Piece Swimsuits Under $100

12 Super Flattering One Piece Swimsuits Under $100

It’s Summer! It’s BBQ season! It’s swimming time! It’s buy-up-all-the-aloe-and-bug-spray month! It also may be time to buy a swimsuit–and, while bikinis may be the choice of lad mags everywhere, a one piece is way more practical if you plan to do any swimming. Hence, we rounded up some currently available (++ super flattering) one piece suits all carrying a sub-$100 price tag. Enjoy. More »

The 25 Ugliest Swimsuits Of Summer 2013

The 25 Ugliest Swimsuits Of Summer 2013

It’s summer, y’all! And you know what that means: time to head down to the beach to make giant penises out of sand, show your boobs to children, play velcro scatch, and engage in whatever other fun beach activities your particular group of friends may enjoy. But first, you need to buy a swimsuit, and that’s where the tricky part comes in, because some swimsuits are really, really ugly. How ugly? Well, look at these 25 I just found. None of them seem like they are serious about being swimsuits for humans to wear as they swim in the water, and yet, they are totally not joking. Let’s laugh about them together. More »

There Is A Bikini For Women Who Want Satanic Tan Lines

There Is A Bikini For Women Who Want Satanic Tan Lines

You know, I think there were approximately three weeks when I was 13 immediately after watching The Craft where I would have been the prime market for this pentagram bikini. Basically The Craft taught me that it was cool to be into the occult and hang out at the beach, which I’m pretty sure was not its intended purpose, but that perspective on the world worked okay for those three pre-teen weeks. They would have worked out even better if I’d had this Bikini from MASSBlack’s ritual collection:
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Illustrated Guide: How To Look Good In A Bikini

Illustrated Guide: How To Look Good In A Bikini

Remember last week when we showed you how to find the right swimsuit for your body? Well, that was last week. This week, we’re going to zero in on the old albatross: the bikini. Now, any ladymag will tell you that the key to wearing a bikini is confidence! but they’ll sandwich that canny little platitude in between pages of celeb diet tips & tricks, photos of models airbrushed beyond recognition and pages and pages of expensive clothes and make-up you now think you need. But not TheGloss. Here, we give you fucking truth. This week’s Illustrated Guide will show you how to look good in a bikini… even if it kills you. More »