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I need to stop talking to people in bars, no matter how much Mickey gear they’re sporting. My awkward vacation story, as told via GIFs and my blurry memory. More
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I need to stop talking to people in bars, no matter how much Mickey gear they’re sporting. My awkward vacation story, as told via GIFs and my blurry memory. More
One thing you may or may not know about me is that I’ve had a lot of threesomes for a 27-year-old Jewish girl from Connecticut. Or at least…more than average, I think? And unlike my esteemed colleague Amanda Chatel‘s threesome, mine have mostly been fun! I’m also friends with a lot of harlots. Hence, I feel qualified to create a taxonomy of the threesomes a lady who scores, say, a 1 or 2 on the Kinsey scale might have as she journeys from puberty straight through to her twilight years. Come along with me on a magical journey of self-discovery filled with love, laughs, and lots of extra genitalia. More
Are you, perchance, Daisy Buchanan? Does your voice sound like money? Do your suitors continually ask you, tossing their hand-made shirts around in hope and despair, why you do not also smell like money? It’s because you haven’t bought money perfume which comes packaged with real shredded dollar bills. According to the website: More