American Apparel has been gamely shocking the world for years now. When they’re not hiring models who look fifteen (and seeing the subsequent ad campaigns banned), they’re getting in trouble for tone deaf casting calls, getting in even more trouble for … More
The shirt with male celebrities says, “Protect your largest organ” with the “T” over the penis so, you know…there’s that if you’re into it. More
What’s the most you could envision someone charging for a t-shirt? $50? $100? $1,000 for a really, really nice one made by a pointlessly expensive luxury brand? Take that last number and multiply it by about ninety, and you will arrive at the answer to that question. More
Do you know about Grimes? Otherwise known as Claire Boucher, she is a mischievous little Canadian ghost who lives inside of synthesizers and casts dancing spells on your feet. She’s also a talented artist and designer, as we have seen with her brilliant “pussy [shaped] rings” and her bad ass artwork. She is also pretty and stylish and kind of blowing up right now. Hence, it comes as no surprise that Yves Saint Laurent would want to put her drawings on some $350 t-shirts.
Apparently, Hedi Slimane personally asked her to design a capsule collection for YSL after shooting her for Dazed and Confused Magazine. When opportunity comes a knockin’, etc. But in case you thought all that attention was going to her head, the musical hermit says she will not be attending Paris fashion week, as she is currently “deep in the Canadian mountains.” More
This is idiotic on so many levels. More
Yes, for just $20.99, you can declare your dim understanding of human behavior to the world. More
Gwyneth Paltrow‘s benevolence is limitless. After all, she invented GOOP to teach you how to buy vintage Hermes watches and $500 paella pans. Where would your paella be without Gwyneth Paltrow? Fucking nowhere. More
In Pick Of The Week, I highlight a nifty fashion and/or beauty item that I’ve discovered in my travels. More
Looks like some folks are mighty confident they’re never going to be skinned and worn as pelts by revolutionaries. More
It’s easy to find trendy accessories. But when it comes to creating your own basic wardrobe, things get a little more challenging. Just picking universal items, like T shirts, can become tricky, especially when you’re unsure on how to match basics while staying true to your own fashion style. StyleMint is aware of the power of Ts, and has started the “T Shirt Revolution,” led and designed by Mary Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen. With fresh designs released every month, StyleMint helps you match your own style with these new and trendy collections, keeping your closet updated and fashionable. Now, TheGloss has the perfect treat for you: One lucky reader will win $150 in T shirts from StyleMint — just in time for the holidays. More
Do you like bringing good cheer by insulting people and just being horrifying? We’ve got your most offensive Holiday/Christmas t-shirts right here! More
Remember when J.C. Penney released a shirt where a girl proclaimed she was “too pretty for homework so she made her brother do it for her?” That was weird, right? Now Forever 21 has released this “Allergic to Algebra” shirt. As someone who has a legitimate allergy to Euclidean planes* I find this shirt particularly offensive and demeaning to fellow sufferers. I imagine it’s also demeaning to smart girls everywhere. But not as offensive as these shirts! Check out the worst shirts in the universe.
*yes, I know this is more of a geometry thing, but, as Barbie meant to say, elaborate math jokes are hard. More
I mean, so do I. Anyway, Old Navy made some sports shirts and I don’t know anything about sports but I do know a little about grammar most of which has to do with run-on sentences. More
Lots of ladies have different opinions on what makes a man well dressed. Jennifer and Ashley try to decipher which of these looks are best, and what they can possibly agree on. Spoiler: the answer is “tie bars are fun.” More