Topic: Tan Mom

Tan Mom Is Now A Musician! Here Is Her First Single

Tan Mom Is Now A Musician! Here Is Her First Single

You kind of have to hand it to Tan Mom. A full year after she first tanned her way into America’s heart, she’s still famous enough to be getting roasted by drag queens, kicked out of her own roast, and then invited back again. She’s also famous enough that I know her name, Patricia Krentcil, without having to look it up (kill me). And now, having beaten the original charges against her, she’s doing what any reasonable New Jersey tanorexic would do, should they find themselves unexpectedly famous: she’s launching a dance music career. More »