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“Tanning is my everything because it makes me really happy. Whenever I’m sad or upset going tanning going tanning just makes me perk right up.”
On one hand, I hear these reports and think “these people are nuts” but then I always have a moment where I wish I had something that could make me instantaneously happy. Something weird. Please help me come up with things, that will preferably not turn me orange. More
Thanks to Snooki, we all know that President Obama and his evil administration are out to prevent us all from getting that healthy, orange glow for which the little Jersey Shore star is famous. Well, guess who’s joined the fight against our attempts to acquire a darker skin color through potentially deadly UVA rays tanning booths? The American Academy of Pediatrics! Curse them! More
Because diets suck.
First off, let’s talk about what a terrible name “Sizzle” is for a tanning salon. More
An article in The Times of India reports that a leading oncologist now claims that “women who regularly sunbathe tend to live longer.” More
Calling all guidos and juiceheads! Prison isn’t so bad after all. Allure’s Daily Beauty Reporter just reported that Sergei Telyatnikov, the head of the notorious Russian prison, Butyrka, is planning to install tanning beds in the prison. Reuters reports that … More
In Allure’s November 2010 issue, Julianne Moore is featured on the cover as the “poster child for sunscreen.” And indeed she is; Allure says the 49-year-old actress’s skin is “unlined” and that she makes sure to cover up when she … More
Quick – somebody call the girls from Hollywood Tans! Apparently, there was a spray-tan world record, and apparently someone just broke it. As part of a Girls’ Day Out event in Glasgow, Scotland, a spray-tanning ‘technician’ named Lisa Fulton tanned 78 women in an hour. More
As I was browsing beauty websites this morning, I found a post on Daily Beauty Reporter that caught my attention. Allure reported that at the Michael Kors fashion show yesterday, he went with a beachy theme for his models. In addition to beachy hair, Kors wanted the models to have plenty of pink blush added to their bronzer, in order to make them look sunburned. Makeup artist Dick Page said of the makeup he applied, “The skin is alive and vibrant, like the girls have a flushed, windburned look, or like they’ve spent a day at the beach and got a sunburn.” Which got me thinking: why are a makeup artist and a fashion designer, who are both supposedly experts in beauty, promoting skin damage through sunburn? More
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Jersey Shore, also known as the best show on television, has taught me new vocabulary (grenade, smush, DTF) in addition to important lessons about life. And now they’ve taught me about beauty. Let me impart the wisdom on you. More
Teresa Guidice of Real Housewives of New Jersey, who is known for her leopard-print wardrobe and propensity for table-flipping, has to find some new sources of income now that she and her husband “Juicy” Joe have filed for bankruptcy and … More
Are you ugly? Do you need to smear a lot of make-up on your face? Here. Watch this while getting your hair bleached.
Is Hollywood’s tendency to cast white actors in nonwhite roles (cough cough Jake Gyllenhaal in Prince of Persia) not actually about racism but about wanting to keep the spray tan industry in business? I mean, the casts of Dancing with … More
Evidence suggests that you can actually be addicted to tanning – BellaSugar Pie charts break down what women think of men’s fashion – Valet Models love Silly Bandz (including Agyness Deyn) – Modelinia Sketches of Madonna’s collection for Macy’s are … More
