But, seriously, we need to raise ‘tanorexia’ awareness for its victims: the people who never think they are tan enough. More
Would you like a side of racially offensive imagery with your mashed potatoes? More
Now, we just need to work on the tissue eating… More
So you’ve probably read enough of the internet to know that for some American teens of European descent, tanning is a way of life, because…well, I’m not sure. I think The Jersey Shore has something to do with it. But how many teens do you think are actually browning themselves on the regs? 10%? 20%? Couldn’t be more than 25%, right? More
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I’ve been talking so much about sunscreen and protecting yourself when you’re outside, which you most definitely should do (seriously, wear your SPF). But sometimes, things happen. You go in the pool and forget to reapply. Or you’re running around outside all sweaty and think that SPF 20 you put on in the AM will still protect you. More
Please, please, please, can Gwyneth Paltrow promise not to come up with a kids self-tanning line? And can Tan Mom not hear about this and do the same (except not organic and possibly made of Popov with bronzer in it)? Thanks! More
An overweight woman was told she was not allowed to tan at a tanning salon where she just bought a $70 non-refundable package. Tanning will kill you, but this kills my heart. More
For those of you who don’t remember, the above photo is what Amanda Bynes used to look like. Remember that sweet smile and long, flowing hair? Neither do I, really, because I stopped paying attention to her career after All That went off the air, but nevertheless — this is what she looked like in 2009!
Now, behold 2013. More
For reals. More
You’d never know it from the looks of her, but Lindsay Lohan has, at some point, spent more than $40,000 on spray tans. More
DANGEROUS MESSAGES AHEAD. More
“Worry about your pale selves. Thanks!” More
It’s worse than you imagine. More