Are you a parent who theoretically understands what it means to be a good parent (tucking your little one into bed, reading them a story until they fall asleep, etc, etc) but hates the act of actually parenting? Good news! There’s a set of ’Smart PJs‘ that will read your child a bedtime story for you. More
Are you frequently wandering around having sex with your siblings, or other immediate family members? Not because you don’t respect societal taboos, just because you are… well, you are not great at being aware, I guess? Clumsy? A clumsy committer of incest? There is now an app to help you! More
A Shazam type app for clothing is coming and I am pretty psyched about it. Do you use Shazam? It’s the app that you click on your phone when a song is playing, and it tells you the name of that song and who is performing it. I know what music is playing approximately 0% of the time, so I use it constantly.
I wouldn’t say that it’s allowed me to know really cool bands, but it’s allowed me to win a lot of games of of “Name That Tune” when I use it really stealthily.
I place pretty large money bets on “Name That Tune” now. More
A Los Angeles engineer says he’s figured out how to save the world from the plague of lumpy bras. More
For goodness’ sake, thee design is based on the Fibonacci sequence.
I MEAN REALLY. More
Look, I’m not a fan of Donald Trump, or much of anything on the Donald Trump Twitter account. At all, really. He seems like he fixates on bizarre causes. Basically, everything he says about Obama is absurd at this point. Remember when he offered $5 million dollars to try to blackmail Obama into handing over his college records? That was weird.
But was this Twitter response from Deadspin really fair? Donald Trump wrote to congratulate the Deadspin team on their coverage of the Manti Te’o story (his girlfriend Catfished him? He was exceptionally stupid, maybe? Or a weird con man? It was decided that his defense would be “I am exceptionally stupid, not a con man?”) More
In Pick Of The Week, I highlight a nifty fashion/home/beauty item that I’ve discovered in my travels. More
Because I don’t ‘like’ it. More
Eva Longoria ruins 18 year olds lives, you guys. Her and Twitter. More
“Ravishing, you tramp!” I hear her holler. “Your father is dead and you killed him.” More
If you, like me, dislike wearing a bike helmet because it looks dorky and messes up your hair*, this might just be the perfect product for you. More
Really, really. More