Topic: technology

Applebees Really Wants You To Get Offline

Really, really. More »

Diet Goggles Are A Real Thing That Actually Exists

They do not consist of holding sugar cookies up to your eyes and keeping them there, although that looks really, really fun. More »

Harry Potter Style Invisibility Cloaks Are Almost A Reality

I’m going to walk through so many men’s locker rooms! More »

Please Teach Me How To Talk On The Phone Like A Human Being

Pretty much every time my phone rings at work, I stare it for a second. Then I close my eyes and say “stop ringing” aloud. Sometimes I have to say it a few times. After a while it does. Some proofs of omnipotence are inevitable. More »

#HowToGetRidOfAGirl Is Shockingly Dark

Acid must be really popular with the kids these days

I never thought this would seem original by comparison.

How do you get rid of someone you’re dating? Dude. We’ve already covered this. You move to Venice like Diana Vreeland. However, I guess I did not take into account break-up techniques that prove that you are a sociopath. Fortunately, other people have those ready to go. Just look at the #howtogetridofagirl hashtag on a Twitter! No. Don’t. It’s super dark. Here. I’ll find some for you: More »

Are U Using Your Phone Like An Adult?

Probably not. More »

Should I Get A Tattoo That Vibrates When My Phone Rings?

Pro 3: Potentially Therapeutic Properties

Like we told you yesterday, Nokia has patented a technology that will allow people to get tattoos that vibrate each time they get a call, text or email. Part of me is intrigued by this, while the other, probably more sensible part is horrified. Horrified enough to skip out on trying a cool new body mod that keeps me super in touch? Let’s look at some pros and cons, then come back here and vote. I will do whatever you say! (Not really.) More »

Soon You’ll Be Able To Get A Tattoo That Vibrates When Your Phone Rings

The end is nigh. More »

Wearing These Gloves Could Actually Save Your Life

While its true that some articles of clothing pose a serious threat to your personal safety, the good news is that others are actually beneficial. Like these night biking gloves by Irene Posch of Fashioning Technology. More »

What We're Reading:

Woman Divorces Soldier Who Lost Legs Because She Wants A Normal Life
Source: The Stir
6 Ways Sex Can Make You More Attractive
Source: YourTango
3 Ways He Can Tell You're Faking An Orgasm
Source: YourTango
This Will Drive Your Man Wild Before Sex
Source: The Stir
Why Kissing Matters During Foreplay
Source: YourTango

10 Reasons Why You Should Never Date a Geek

2. They actually consider relationship KPIs.

Have you ever dated a geek? If you have, you know that they are loyal, caring, creative, problem-solvers. At least that’s what the self-proclaimed geeks at The Next Web want you to think! More »

‘Clueless’ Technology Finally An App

Remember that scene in Clueless where Cher has all of her outfits compartmentalized on the computer so she can scroll through them? Yes? More »

Introducing The Angry Birds Evening Gown

Teija Vesterbacka is the wife of Peter Vesterbacka, CMO of Rovio. Rovio created Angry Birds and Teija decided to show her love for the game at a fancy event in Finland. More »

New Catalog App Will Let You Perv On Models In Their Underwear

Have you ever flipped through the pages of a Moosejaw catalog and wished you could see what the models were wearing beneath all those layers of rugged, practical outerwear? If you, like many, have often longed for a glimpse under those water-resistant fleeces, wait no more. A new app they’ve developed for various mobile devices will allow you to see those hiking-toned bodies like you’ve never seen them before. More »

Japanese Underwear Claims To Burn Calories While You Wear

As anyone profitting off the diet industry knows, you can slap the phrase “Fat Burning” or “Weight Loss” on expired yogurt and people will buy it by the boatload. Some shrewd Japanese underwear manufacturers have, in turn, created the Calorie Shaper a pair of magical resin-coated (?!) underwear that retails for $32. Sadly, it’s unclear if these babies actually shape the calories, the only thing we could discern from the excellent commercial is something about how the Calorie Shaper has some ambiguous relationship to everyday, holiday, everybody, BAM! Flute solo. More »

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