Even mutated reptiles capable of martial arts need to know what it’s like to walk through the mall with your mom and see your crush. More
Topic: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Have you ever thought to yourself “I wonder if Spinoza was a schoolgirl if he/she would have shown people his/her underwear?” No? Then you haven’t seen author Junji Hotta’s comic “Tsundere, Heidegger, and Me”. Look at this picture: More
Do you know what’s absolutely universally beloved? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Do you know what’s a good plan for Halloween? Taking something universally beloved and sexifying it. More
How cool do you think a nose can be? More
This morning, editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff got an e-mail from a reader. The reader is a Florida-based student currently spending the summer in NYC. Every morning on the subway, she sees this one good looking guy. They’ve exchanged smiles a few times. Since she’s only here for the summer, she’s not looking for anything serious, but she would like to go on a date or two with this hot stranger. So, she asked us what to do. And we figured it out, obviously. More
Hey, guess what? All the characters you loved as a kid? They were ugly and in desperate need of radical transformations. More
Some people wanted to call this “The Snuggie Hall of Shame.” We didn’t. Because there’s no shame in wearing a Snuggie. Hell, everyone at our office is wearing one right now. We only wish it were one of these.
Last week, we compiled a list of Disney Princes we didn’t particularly want to date (because some of them are lions). However, that’s not an indictment of all male cartoon characters. Here are some we’d totally date were they human.
Our sister site, Crushable.com, recently did a post that figured out what kind of dude you were attracted to based on which Ninja Turtle was your childhood favorite. Michaelangelo, who carried a set of nunchucks, was the amiable “Ringo” of … More