Topic: teenager

Lorde Shares A Photo Of Her Acne Regimen, Proving She Might Be A Human Teenager After All

Lorde Shares A Photo Of Her Acne Regimen, Proving She Might Be A Human Teenager After All

We’ve all had serious suspicions about Lorde actually being 500 years old and keeping herself looking young by bathing in the blood of all the fellow pop stars who’ve criticized her, right? Call her a vampire (we have), call her a witch, call her a Kris Jenner. Whatever she is, it can’t be human and it can’t be 17 years old. She’s simply too wise and too talented and frankly too terrifying. I wouldn’t blame you if you kept a clove of garlic in your pocket at all times just in case you crossed paths with her. More »

Good Things That Came Out Of My Teenage Wicca Years

Good Things That Came Out Of My Teenage Wicca Years

So, I went to see Beautiful Creatures yesterday, and thought, “how great. A whole new generation of pre-teen girls are going to get absorbed into Wicca, and not just because they watch Buffy and The Craft compulsively.”

I did that. The Wicca thing. For about a year when I was thirteen. As I recall it consisted of me writing spells – which are really just poems, with a point – and lighting a whole bunch of candles. Fortunately, nothing bad happened as a result of this. Then a year later I discovered Ayn Rand, and that took up the next three months. Some good things that came out of that. Wicca. Nothing good came out Ayn Rand. Namely: More »