Topic: Teenagers

10 Photos That Prove That Brandy Melville’s One Size Fits All Brand Is Bullsh*t

10 Photos That Prove That Brandy Melville's One Size Fits All Brand Is Bullsh*t

If you’re a freewheeling high school student with a fresh twenty from Dad burning a hole in your pocket, your first stop will be Brandy Melville, purveyor of Tumblr-approved soft grunge-wear for children. Once you roll on inside, you might be disappointed to find that all of the clothing, while allegedly “one size fits all,” does not in fact fit all. Or most. More »

Sunscreen Studies Show That Teens Are Too Cool For Cancer, But Too Superficial For Wrinkles

Sunscreen Studies Show That Teens Are Too Cool For Cancer, But Too Superficial For Wrinkles

A new study recently published in The Journal of the American Academy of Dermatology is suggesting that teenagers are more concerned with what they look like than whether or not they get cancer. Uhhh-doyyyy. I’m not a doctor, but I was a teenager just a few years ago and I’m pretty sure that the part of the brain that gives any fucks about real threats of mortality is not even close to being developed in teenage years, though the part of the brain that wants to stay young and beautiful forever is at full force. Teenagers drive too fast and behave recklessly because they don’t even care if they’re going to die as long as they make a sexy baby-faced corpse. More »

One Direction’s Harry Styles Says Twerking Promotes Promiscuity, Is “Quite Inappropriate”

One Direction's Harry Styles Says Twerking Promotes Promiscuity, Is "Quite Inappropriate"

If a post is published on the internet and the headline doesn’t include the word “twerk” (or variations therefor), did it even exist?

…No. In fact, the only thing better than a headline with the word “twerk” in it right now is a headline with the word “twerk” and the name “Harry Styles.”

…The only conceivable headline better than that would be something along the lines of “One Direction’s Harry Styles Twerks On Anti-Aging Miracle, Flaunts Stunning Weight Loss: Penis Enlargement.” But… we make do. More »

Man Wants Daughter To Have Awesome Sex

Man Wants Daughter To Have Awesome Sex

You all know the trope: the protective father waiting at home with a baseball bat to violently drive off any young man who would dare to “violate” his daughter’s sexual purity. In some cases, as I’m sure you have witnessed, this impulse doesn’t go away just because the daughter turns 18. More »