If a post is published on the internet and the headline doesn’t include the word “twerk” (or variations therefor), did it even exist?
…No. In fact, the only thing better than a headline with the word “twerk” in it right now is a headline with the word “twerk” and the name “Harry Styles.”
…The only conceivable headline better than that would be something along the lines of “One Direction’s Harry Styles Twerks On Anti-Aging Miracle, Flaunts Stunning Weight Loss: Penis Enlargement.” But… we make do. More
So you’ve probably read enough of the internet to know that for some American teens of European descent, tanning is a way of life, because…well, I’m not sure. I think The Jersey Shore has something to do with it. But how many teens do you think are actually browning themselves on the regs? 10%? 20%? Couldn’t be more than 25%, right? More
You all know the trope: the protective father waiting at home with a baseball bat to violently drive off any young man who would dare to “violate” his daughter’s sexual purity. In some cases, as I’m sure you have witnessed, this impulse doesn’t go away just because the daughter turns 18. More
Yes, it’s easy to bag on the Daily Mail. They’re loud, they’re ubiquitous, they’re dumb and they hate women. Seriously. They just plum don’t like ‘em.
And they’re incompetent. And they’re hateful.
But fat-shaming a kid seems like new(ish) territory for them! More
In this age of Title IX and female empowerment, it’s hard to believe that any girl would be denied her right to engage in the same athletic activities as her male classmates. But for one pigskin-punting young girl in Georgia, that discrimination remains a reality. And the reason her Christian school gave for it was undeniably gross. More
I am the father of a 14-year-old daughter. Let’s call her Dee. She’s gorgeous. I know that every father’s daughter is gorgeous, but in this case, it’s objectively true. She’s very developed for her age and very pretty; she turns a lot of heads. More
Hey girl children! Have you ever been exploring your way towards second base with your middle school boyfriend, and he all of the sudden just whips it out and starts trying to cum on your face? Happens all the time. Luckily, there is a solution to this problem, and that solution is realistic, age appropriate literotica. More
Pam Stenzel, a public speaker and Founder of Enlighten Communications, goes to schools to talk to children about abstinence. If you think, “Gosh, that would be a fairly difficult topic to address in a reasoned, sensible way,” you are correct! That is why Pam does it by telling teenagers that if they take birth control their mother probably hates them. And they really need to ask Jesus for forgiveness. More
Crimes involving sexual assault and violence are always despicable, but there’s something particularly unsettling when they’re done by young people. In the case of three teenage girls from Ottawa, the cruel and dehumanizing acts committed are almost unbelievable.
Or rather, it’s easier to imagine a world where teen girls don’t beat children, distribute underage pornography and pimp out kids to be raped by men. More
Teenage sluts rejoice! After much ideologically motivated roadblocking, emergency contraception (a.k.a. the morning after pill) is now available over-the-counter to Americans of all ages. More
Some Georgia teens are raising money so they can have their school’s first integrated prom. You might be thinking, “Oh, an integrated prom for gay and straight couples? How… does that make sense? Can’t gay and straight couples just go to the same prom? I guess it’s weird in Georgia! Good for them!” More
Celebrate the venality of women everywhere! “Gimme” one of each! More
Cake makes everything better. Even (especially?) telling your parents you’re gay. More
While you were boozing and eating and enjoying family (or promising never to return home) yesterday, did you ever stop for a moment to consider the circumstances of those more fortunate than you? Did it ever cross your mind: what are the Kardashians doing for Christmas? More