Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Lisa Vanderpump’s mansion is officially up for sale. According to Astrochicks, Lisa and her husband, Ken Todd, are suffering from “empty nest syndrome” and want to downsize. The house is absolutely beautiful and is … More
Topic: Teresa Giudice
All the women of Saturday Night Live gathered together last night for a “Women of SNL” special. In one hilarious skit, they impersonate the Real Housewives at a reunion special. The skit was hosted by the adorable, long-suffering host and mediator of the Real Housewives specials, Andy Cohen. Though, it is difficult to nail down exactly who’s who of the Housewives, I think I’ve figured it out: More
Think back to a special day in your life. It could be a graduation, a religious ceremony, a Sweet Sixteen. Now, do you remember any family members brawling during said special day? Probably not. However, such was the case for … More
I’m a little tardy to the party with this, but I finally got around to watching the recent South Park episode in which they take a huge crap on all things Jersey. The episode is brilliant, and horribly offensive if you’re Snooki, and terribly accurate if you’re Teresa. And the lesson is clear: Jersey sucks. And people on Jersey reality shows suck worse. More
Now you, too, can have “Happy Wife, Happy Life” and “Love. Love. Love.” emblazoned across your chest. More
Let’s just hope no one on the inside finds him delicious and juicy as well. More
There comes a point in every woman’s life when she has to take a long, hard look in the mirror and say to her reflection, “You, sir, have lost your mind.” For some, it may happen after staying in a … More
“This is sickening. I don’t want to watch anymore. I’m going to bed.”
So spake my wise and reality-TV weary fiance, midway through the “Real Housewives of New Jersey” reunion last night, summarizing what I and millions of other viewers likely felt at about 10:30/9:30 central last night.
And go to bed is exactly what I would have done, in order to hopefully bleed my eyes dry of the shitshow to which I bore witness courtesy of Bravo, were it not for my utter devotion to you, gentle Gloss readers, and conveying back to you all the horrific, gruesome, dirty, foul things that went on last night during that shameful hour of programming. I trust the rest of you turned it off in order to salvage your dignity, so here’s what happened. More
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This week, we all heard the horrific news that things may get significantly shaken up at RHNJ next season: Danielle may not be invited back. Terrifying a prospect as that is, we now understand why the other housewives got a … More
Real Housewives of New Jersey cast member Teresa Giudice and her husband Joe have come under fire recently for their extravagant spending habits. During the first season of the reality show, Giudice was shown dropping lots of cash on expensive … More
Reports are flooding the tabloids that Danielle Staub may not be returning to RHNJ next season. But what could this possibly mean for our favorite Bravo series? Because as we’ve covered time and again here, the housewives continue to prove … More
Apparently, the first Friday the 13th of the year is Blame Someone Else Day. I love a good fake holiday, and this one I am more than happy to take part in observing.
This week on RHNJ, the ladies took a trip to Italy and proved yet again that without Danielle they are the most boring people in the world. Literally, because now we’ve seen them in other parts of the world, and … More