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Although it’s exceptionally weird that Terry Richardson photographed Oprah, what’s even more offputting is that the subject of a Terry Richardson photograph isn’t spread-eagled and wearing ass shorts. If it weren’t for his signature harsh lighting and oppressive banality, you’d never know. More
Look, by now we’ve accepted the fact that Terry Richardson exists. More
The November issue of Harper’s Bazaar features a cover story on Nicole Kidman that serves to remind us that she’s not just some Botox-ed ice queen, but a thoughtful, mature actress with intelligent things to say. It’s accompanied by a garish editorial shot by (guess who?) Terry Richardson, who puts the classy 45-year-old lady in the unlikely environs of a monster truck rally. Whether he did this as a commentary on high vs. low culture, a visual hint that she’s still young at heart, or simply the logical end product of the mind-blowing-ly creative notion that girls look hot next to cars is up to you, the viewer, to decide. More
A topless Lady Gaga was hanging out with a corseted Donatella Versace in Milan recently, when Terry Richardson heard there was casual nudity afoot and took a photo. More
In the November issue of Esquire UK, cover girl Cameron Diaz demonstrates her rebelliousness once again by wearing a leather jacket and pointing her crotch at us like, “hey, here’s my crotch.” Also, her boobs. What a maverick! The “spread” was shot, as every stupid thing always seems to be, by Terry Richardson, who I imagine lies awake nights wondering how he can make his pictures even more cartoonishly obvious and unsexy than before (but not in a smart, satirical way). Have at them. More
Look, people are welcome to be cynical about this (because it’s a publicity stunt, because it’s a publicity stunt for her father’s critically-reviled restaurant</a but… More
Hey look, I’m defending something shot by Uncle Terry! Hell hath frozen. More
Supermodel Stephanie Seymour appears on the fall-winter cover of Vogue Hommes International. She’s wearing a white tailored blouse and looks very nice. She’s also being groped with one hand by male model Marlon Teixeira as he grips her throat with the other. Some of you are going to say, “STUPID HUMORLESS WOMEN HARPIES ALWAYS COMPLAINING” and you’re welcome to feel that way. Just click on any other post now. More
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Maybe a more accurate headline would be “Lady Gaga shaved approximately half her head into a triangle and left kind of an angled bowlcut on top.” More
On a recent trip to Finland in search of purer, colder, more folklore-rich Chanel than the boring old Chanel you can buy in New York, Lady Gaga encountered a shop girl who made the unfortunate mistake of looking her in the eye. So untutored was she in the ways of American celebrity that she not only gazed into the Queen of pop’s forbidden face, but failed to smear her own with mud and soot so as not to risk appearing more beautiful than the Queen. The Queen was silent for a long time, then whirled around and exited the shop, only to return under cover of night to put a curse on the impudent Chanel store. Because everyone involved but the Queen is now dead, this story lives only in quiet whispers and the photos of her powerful ogre friend Terry. More
Here she is in high school. Her fashion sense has, I think, become more pronounced since then. More
’90s pop-ska powerhouse No Doubt is getting ready to release their first album in over a decade, and you know what that means: lots and lots of photos of Gwen Stefani in magazines! Her latest appearance comes courtesy of Harper’s Bazaar, which could have hired a more interesting photographer than Uncle Terry. However, I’m willing to semi-forgive them because the clothes she wears in the shoot are perfect, and because I love Gwen Stefani in that intense, enduring, and slightly irratonal way you love an artist who meant a lot to you when you were 11 and just getting into music. The accompanying profile doesn’t reveal much we didn’t already know about Gwen, but it’s worth a read anyway if you are obsessed with her. Which I am. More
I’ve always been a fan of dirtbags in tuxedos. There’s something about the combo of stubble, neck tattoos, and a nice, sharp tux that just makes me want to drool all over someone. Of course, this affinity does not extend to Terry Richardson, who takes a shot at making this look work as he puts his paws all over model Eniko Mihalik in the “Richardson shot” David Webb fall 2012 jewelry campaign. Question: Does Uncle Terry’s energetic touching of a woman many years his junior make any of you want to buy the jewelry depicted? I realize I might be biased, so I figure I should ask. More
