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Do you wish you could walk, text and hold an umbrella simultaneously? Yeah, us neither, and if you are one of those people, this product is for you. But we’re not. More
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Do you wish you could walk, text and hold an umbrella simultaneously? Yeah, us neither, and if you are one of those people, this product is for you. But we’re not. More
Also called “word elongation,” word-stretching is not just annoying and difficult to shake, but an eyesore on the face of humanity. More
So basically, one of these nights you’re going to get a text from a boss or work associate, reach over to text back, while you’re probably mid-sex dream that involves your boss or associate, so you’ll text them jibberish-like craziness about how you want to give them oral sex tomorrow. More
OMG. Spellcheck still doesn’t even recognize “texting” as a real word. More
“I’m” is easy, because everyone loves to talk about themselves, and “sorry” on its own isn’t too bad, but honestly, since it follows “I” a lot of the time, it’s just no fun. More
The premise is quite simple: you are one ambiguous, noncommittal text (from Him) away from eating a full sleeve of Oreos and sobbing uncontrollably to Bon Iver. But why wallow in such earnest, affected grief, when you could crowd source? There may, after all, be hope: perhaps he’s just playing hard to get or has crippling agoraphobia? So, HeTexted invites ladies to submit their most confounding texts (from crushes, hookups, or boyfriends) and allows other ladies to speculate whether or not he’s that into them. The answer is almost certainly, “No,” though, because you will never be loved. More
Last night I stayed home to work. “Work,” for me, usually consists of staring at my computer with some pretentious indie rock band blaring in my ears while I imagine what I’d wear to the Oscars, should I be nominated for one, which, of course, is never going to happen. More
Pretty much every time my phone rings at work, I stare it for a second. Then I close my eyes and say “stop ringing” aloud. Sometimes I have to say it a few times. After a while it does. Some proofs of omnipotence are inevitable. More
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We understand you never want to talk on the phone again, never, not as long as you live. That’s totally understandable. Everyone wants to stay in contact, no one wants to be interrupted. We get where you’re coming from on that. However, if you are going to use text as your only means of communication, do it right. We talked to some men and women about what they hate most, text-wise. More
According to Helen Gurley Brown, the world is simply teeming with available men. More
Let’s take a second talk about those anti-sexting ads. More
Over at Techrunch, there’s a douche-ily titled post called “I Will Check My Phone At Dinner And You Will Deal With It,” by MG Siegler. Its content is fairly self-explanatory: the writer insists that checking your phone while having dinner with friends — despite his mother’s protests — is the wave of the future, and so it’s not rude. More
These five places to meet men are especially useful because they’re places you already go to anyway. – Betty Confidential
A 16 foot long python and her slightly smaller boyfriend were married a few days ago in Cambodia. Nearly 1,000 people attended. – Telegraph
10 percent of teens with STDs claimed they had been abstinent. Do we have to bring in our high school health teacher to talk about how intercourse isn’t the only kind of sex? – Double X
Technology makes dating more complicated. Here are some rules that should apply to texting, sexting, and the rest. – HowAboutWe
If you’re trying to conceive and want a girl, eat leafy greens and brown rice. If you want a boy you should probably eat snips and snails and puppy dogs’ tails. – Babble More