Topic: Texting

Unsettling New Website HeTexted Determines Whether Or Not He’s That Into You… Based On His Texts

Unsettling New Website HeTexted Determines Whether Or Not He's That Into You... Based On His Texts

The premise is quite simple: you are one ambiguous, noncommittal text (from Him) away from eating a full sleeve of Oreos and sobbing uncontrollably to Bon Iver. But why wallow in such earnest, affected grief, when you could crowd source? There may, after all, be hope: perhaps he’s just playing hard to get or has crippling agoraphobia? So, HeTexted invites ladies to submit their most confounding texts (from crushes, hookups, or boyfriends) and allows other ladies to speculate whether or not he’s that into them. The answer is almost certainly, “No,” though, because you will never be loved. More »

Why I Support Drunk Texting

Why I Support Drunk Texting

Last night I stayed home to work. “Work,” for me, usually consists of staring at my computer with some pretentious indie rock band blaring in my ears while I imagine what I’d wear to the Oscars, should I be nominated for one, which, of course, is never going to happen. More »

Real Talk: What To Never Text Your Significant Other

Real Talk: What To Never Text Your Significant Other

We understand you never want to talk on the phone again, never, not as long as you live. That’s totally understandable. Everyone wants to stay in contact, no one wants to be interrupted. We get where you’re coming from on that. However, if you are going to use text as your only means of communication, do it right. We talked to some men and women about what they hate most, text-wise. More »

Party Favors: When Snakes Get Married

Party Favors: When Snakes Get Married

These five places to meet men are especially useful because they’re places you already go to anyway. – Betty Confidential

A 16 foot long python and her slightly smaller boyfriend were married a few days ago in Cambodia. Nearly 1,000 people attended. – Telegraph

10 percent of teens with STDs claimed they had been abstinent. Do we have to bring in our high school health teacher to talk about how intercourse isn’t the only kind of sex? – Double X

Technology makes dating more complicated. Here are some rules that should apply to texting, sexting, and the rest. – HowAboutWe

If you’re trying to conceive and want a girl, eat leafy greens and brown rice. If you want a boy you should probably eat snips and snails and puppy dogs’ tails. – Babble More »