Everywhere you look this week you will find helpful articles designed to show you how to reuse the remaining turkey and relevant accoutrements you may have on hand after Thursday, as if Thanksgiving had never happened before (and as if you were not just going to make hot stuffing sandwiches until you ran out of gravy with which to reconstitute it). This is not a problem, necessarily; some of the articles are very good and who among us is too good for a new recipe (might I suggest this for the more literal-minded among you)? More
Are you reading this? Or are you out trying to score a deal somewhere? More
Reliving the past is a nice vacation from reality. More
What’s your favorite Thanksgiving tradition? More
Thank you, Pinternet, for this bounty of adorableness that will now grace our screens. More
God I don’t even know how I’m writing this. I am so ready to drink. All I can think about is drinking. But I still have to write some shit for this column so I’m hopping on the lazy blogger bandwagon and just submitting a list More
HAPPY THANKSGIVING, YOU GUYS! More
Happy it’s almost Thanksgiving, everybody! I know there are some manner of ceremonial cocktails you probably serve around your house, but I thought I’d let you know that those suck. They are awful. Here are new better cocktails. Serve them. You can thank me later. More
Tis the season to spend a long weekend in someone else’s childhood home, sandwiched between your boyfriend and his older sister, trying not to say anything about the uncle who you think is the person who keeps kicking you under the table.
And even though you wouldn’t be caught dead in this awkward situation last year, you somehow managed to acquire a significant other whose family you’re obligated to impress. So how to you win them over without sacrificing your sanity? Pass the stuffing — we’re shoveling some filial knowledge onto your plate. Here are seven simple ways to get in good with the SO’s family… More
Everyone in your hometown will be out drinking tonight. What are the odds that you’ll succeed in going home with someone from high school? More
I just want to remind you of the spirit of the holiday, like always. Since it seemed contrived and mildly Victoria’s Secret-y to showcase a Native American for Shelved Dolls this week, and since there are no lady Pilgrims, I’m stumped on how to do that. So I’m going to let a little lady named Wednesday Addams explain the true meaning of Thanksgiving for you. Remember: these savages are our guests. It may be helpful to you in the days to come.
You’re going home for Thanksgiving? You ready to eat some turkey, and, more importantly, meet some actual people? I bet you are. More
Do you prefer cupcakes to cuts of meat? How about hot fudge instead of gravy? And who seriously desires cornucopias, anyway? Despite their looks, these treats are a far cry from traditional. More