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Thanksgiving is the time to share your true feelings with your loved ones! More
If you thought that Black Friday was just for bored housewives and your mall-addicted, gum-snapping cousins, think again. More
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Happy post-Thanksgiving! We’ll be spending the day nursing a hangover and just patting out bloated, stuffing-filled bellies. But you might have different plans. Plans that involve getting up, and walking, and perhaps even running. Or playing squash. Or fencing. We … More
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Thanksgiving tradition stipulates that you give thanks. Most of us thank the good lord for being fortunate enough to have food on the table, wireless internet and a job that pays the bar tabs. Some of us thank our family, our friends, and all of our loved ones.
But this year, think about lauding your boyfriend with a big gravy boat full of thanks. More
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Here are TheGloss, we’re sure that you are spending Thanksgiving in a wide varieties of ways. Some of you are probably drinking highballs, some of you are probably feeding Venus fly traps in your mansion. But we think Wednesday Addams really speaks for all of us when she teaches us about the true meaning of Thanksgiving. Wishing you and yours all the best, which is to say, we hope no one scalps you and burns your village to the ground. More
The day for gluttony draws nigh. Let us celebrate by watching this video of a snack-loving octopus. More

A big part of Orphan Week is the realization that you can’t take the time off to go home for the Thanksgiving holiday—whether you can’t afford to take time off from your new job, or “home” is just too far away to spend airfare on a four-day trip. (Or maybe you simply don’t want to interact with your old high-school friends!) But not to worry, because in missing out on past traditions, you carve out the space to create a new one: Friendsgiving.
Basically, it’s an opportunity to experience your favorite traditions you loved as a child — without nagging parental supervision or rules on when to eat — and get to know your friends better because this is a sentimental holiday. More
Black Friday is only two days away, guys! What’s your battle plan? Mine is to stay as far away from centers of commerce as possible, because that shit is terrifying. Here are some things I’d rather do instead. More
Because, let’s be honest here, no one likes turkey. Right? Especially at this time of year, we believe that you are what you eat. Which is to say that if you love pumpkin pie we think you are a decadent hedonist. If you’re into brussel sprouts we think you’ll be into Occupy Wall Street. It really all makes sense in our heads. More