Topic: The Bible

Gallery: Seven Gross Sex Things The Bible Says Are Totally Okay

Gallery: Seven Gross Sex Things The Bible Says Are Totally Okay

A lot of the people currently trying to legislate the kinds of sex other people are allowed to have claim to base their beliefs on a strict, literalist interpretation of the Bible. Which begs the question: have they read the thing? The Old Testament in particular is full of all sorts of fucked up shit that I doubt many of these people would be okay with: sex slavery, captive virgins, incest, the list goes on! And when Jesus comes along in the New Testament, he doesn’t bother to condemn any of it. I’m not saying the Bible isn’t an important document, but as a prescription for how we should conduct our sex lives, it leaves much to be desired. Here are seven effed up things the Bible says are totally okie dokie. More »

9 Reasons Kim Kardashian Wants To Start A Bible Study Group

9 Reasons Kim Kardashian Wants To Start A Bible Study Group

Reality TV star, failed singer, hack designer and all around Adversary Kim Kardashian did some quite arresting things on Twitter yesterday: first, she went to Church “with the girls.” When we initially saw that tweet, we (honestly) assumed that “Church” was the name of New York’s latest sexy, exclusive, dimly-lit D-List trap, where Kim and “the girls” planned on collecting a $50,000 appearance fee to mill about in the darkness for an hour, drinking sugary cocktails. BUT! We were wrong. Read on. More »