- 506 days ago by Jamie Peck
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Barbie burnings by disturbed children anticipated to rise 100%. More
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- 506 days ago by Ashley Cardiff
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Alarming news this week: the Kardashians–the family you just can’t get enough of–are launching a goddamn magazine. Yes, their terrible onslaught of television shows, books, apparel, knock-off handbags, knock-off jewelry, product endorsements, modeling gigs, aborted singles, sham marriages and (possibly) cannibalism is not enough; they’ll need to eviscerate print media once and for all, too. More
- 519 days ago by Ashley Cardiff
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This was a good year for bad clothes: Blake Lively tricked a lot of people into thinking she was stylish despite dressing like Kim Kardashian, Taylor Momsen acted out, Lea Michelle made a lot of duckface and Paz de la Huerta showed up. Here’s our list of the worst dressed in 2011. More
- 520 days ago by Ashley Cardiff
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The Kardashians are involved in a sweatshop scandal. The report (in Star, curiously) charges that workers in the area of China where Kardashian lifestyle merchandise is produced aren’t held to any kind of government regulations, working seven days a week in hot factories for $1/hour. Oh, dear. More
- 523 days ago by Ashley Cardiff
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Have you ever wondered to yourself, “Is there anything the Kardashians won’t airbrush?” Here, Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Kris and the rest of America’s most venal family answer the question with a resounding, “No.” At least their ability to freely edit and airbrush members at will made it easy to remove Kris Humphries. More
- 529 days ago by Ashley Cardiff
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It must be a slow news day because we are writing about a Kardashian and not even one of the good ones: Kendall Jenner, the second youngest sister of the most despised family in pop culture. Her mother, Kris Jenner, is exploiting Kendall’s proximity to her elder cash cows by styling her as some kind of upstart model. Let’s see. More
- 544 days ago by Meghan Keane
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The Kardashians have a habit of confusing the simplest of tasks. And in tonight’s season premiere episode of Kourtney And Kim Take New York, the pair let the cameras into their home to film them taking a naked yoga class. Naked yoga, as you might expect, is “the practice of yoga without clothes.” Except, as Kim and Kourtney practice it, they wear clothes. And let their naked instructor rub his junk all over them instead. Of course!
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- 555 days ago by Ashley Cardiff
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With all these products bearing the meaningless Kardashian seal of approval, it was only a matter of time before some of them were revealed to be faulty, ineffective pieces of shit. More
- 569 days ago by Jamie Peck
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They’re both part of the same celebrity-industrial complex. More
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- 584 days ago by Jessica P. Ogilvie
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And it’s about time. More
- 604 days ago by Ashley Cardiff
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TRAGEDY OF TRAGEDIES. More
- 612 days ago by Jen Dziura
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In the last 168 hours – one full week – did you sleep well, accomplish something you feel proud of, experience gratitude for your friendships, make a bunch of money, and have enough orgasms to maintain a rosy glow? More
- 633 days ago by Ashley Cardiff
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So Annie Leibovitz is collaborating with the Kardashians on something for their Sears collection. Let’s take a minute to process that. More
- 641 days ago by Ashley Cardiff
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Kim Kardashian got married. To Kris Humphries. This is like when Tom Cruise got together with Penelope Cruz, only instead of having similar-sounding names, they put K’s where K’s don’t belong, and instead of actors, they’re idiots! Anyway, one thing’s for sure: her cake looked like something. Here are some things it faintly resembled. Doesn’t matter, though, I’m sure she didn’t eat any of it. Unless someone was filming. More
