Last night on The Tonight Show, Khloe Kardashian added to the growing pile of evidence that she is the koolest Kardashian by calling out her sister Kim for her willful ignorance on the subjects of Kanye West, marriage and more. Cue the cartoonishly offensive meowing sounds! More
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The Kardashians are taking over the world. The entire world. No industry left unspoiled: they have apparel, swimwear, lingerie, knock-off handbags, countless shows, diet pills, butt-sculpting sneakers, restaurants… and now they’re richer to the tune of $40 million, thereby ensuring their dominion for the next three years. More
Khloe Kardashian has the May cover of Cosmopolitan (why?), featuring the usual relentless Photoshop and cover lines that reinforce sexual insecurity and hatred of one’s body. ORGASMS? SEX? FAT-BURNING? Perfect. It’s reassuring that some things never change. More
The saga of Kim Kardashian‘s sham marriage to idiot manchild Kris Humphries sputters on. More
Remember how Kim Kardashian married and divorced Kris Humphries for publicity? Now, months later, comes the time for all that sweet, sweet ratings kickback: here’s a clip from the latest Kourtney & Kim Take New York in which Kim admits to her mother Kris Jenner that something is wrong with her marriage. More
Barbie burnings by disturbed children anticipated to rise 100%. More
Alarming news this week: the Kardashians–the family you just can’t get enough of–are launching a goddamn magazine. Yes, their terrible onslaught of television shows, books, apparel, knock-off handbags, knock-off jewelry, product endorsements, modeling gigs, aborted singles, sham marriages and (possibly) cannibalism is not enough; they’ll need to eviscerate print media once and for all, too. More
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Have you ever wondered to yourself, “Is there anything the Kardashians won’t airbrush?” Here, Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Kris and the rest of America’s most venal family answer the question with a resounding, “No.” At least their ability to freely edit and airbrush members at will made it easy to remove Kris Humphries. More
It must be a slow news day because we are writing about a Kardashian and not even one of the good ones: Kendall Jenner, the second youngest sister of the most despised family in pop culture. Her mother, Kris Jenner, is exploiting Kendall’s proximity to her elder cash cows by styling her as some kind of upstart model. Let’s see. More
The Kardashians have a habit of confusing the simplest of tasks. And in tonight’s season premiere episode of Kourtney And Kim Take New York, the pair let the cameras into their home to film them taking a naked yoga class. Naked yoga, as you might expect, is “the practice of yoga without clothes.” Except, as Kim and Kourtney practice it, they wear clothes. And let their naked instructor rub his junk all over them instead. Of course!
With all these products bearing the meaningless Kardashian seal of approval, it was only a matter of time before some of them were revealed to be faulty, ineffective pieces of shit. More
They’re both part of the same celebrity-industrial complex. More