Topic: the kardashians

Kardashians To Launch Kardashian-Themed Magazine

Kardashians To Launch Kardashian-Themed Magazine

Alarming news this week: the Kardashians–the family you just can’t get enough of–are launching a goddamn magazine. Yes, their terrible onslaught of television shows, books, apparel, knock-off handbags, knock-off jewelry, product endorsements, modeling gigs, aborted singles, sham marriages and (possibly) cannibalism is not enough; they’ll need to eviscerate print media once and for all, too. More »

Kourtney And Kim Kardashian Think Nude Yoga Is An Excuse To Be Molested

Kourtney And Kim Kardashian Think Nude Yoga Is An Excuse To Be Molested

The Kardashians have a habit of confusing the simplest of tasks. And in tonight’s season premiere episode of Kourtney And Kim Take New York, the pair let the cameras into their home to film them taking a naked yoga class. Naked yoga, as you might expect, is “the practice of yoga without clothes.” Except, as Kim and Kourtney practice it, they wear clothes. And let their naked instructor rub his junk all over them instead. Of course!
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