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I didn’t ever pay attention to how much beauty inspiration there was in The Lion King until I started doing these Disney-inspired looks. I wish I had realized it sooner because there is so much! Anyone up for a Zazu tutorial in the future? Nala is my favorite character in The Lion King. She’s cool and collected and gets stuff done. And she’s a total lion babe. More
On this season finale of Wed Bed Dead, we’re getting heated over Disney Dads. We’ll be debating the merits of the miniature Sultan from Aladdin, the doomed but comforting Mufasa from The Lion King, and the surprisingly ripped King Triton from The Little Mermaid. We’ll grapple with a few of life’s greater quandaries: how do mermen and mermaids have sex with each other? Is it still weird to fuck a lion? We’ll figure it out together. More
Editor-in-chief Jennifer Wright has never seen The Lion King, which astonished Deputy editor Ashley Cardiff. Jennifer asked Ashley to explain the beloved film’s appeal and Ashley kind of sucked at it. Apparently The Lion King is about Nazis, racism, Hamlet, eating grubs, Elton John and lion sex. More
It wasn’t so long ago that Karl Lagerfeld’s BFF* Gossip Girl-star Blake Lively was declared the newest Chanel “brand ambassador” (“spokesboobs” seemed marginalizing) for the label’s new Mademoiselle handbag. Now the first image of the campaign is here (more TK, presumably) and is accompanied by the expected squall of publicity, featuring Blake Lively Talking About Her Upbeat Outlook. I am not going to hate on Lively for being permanently delighted, but I am going to share some of her WWD interview and let you be alone with your feelings. More
Sometimes I like to sit in parks and have deep thoughts and look kind of tortured because I’m convinced it makes people think I’m interesting. So I’ll just sit there on a bench, maybe smoke a cigarette, have some coffee, with this kind of furrowed, penetrating, far-and-away gaze. Most of the time I’m either thinking about where I can score some glue or I’m just not thinking about fucking anything, because I did score some glue. If you’re wondering right now, “What’s wrong with you? It’s way easy to score glue.” My reply to you is, “Not if Rite Aid has your picture on the wall.” Wiseass. Anyway, one day More
Disney? We think you’re sending young women the wrong message. Not about feminity, because we think it’s cool to wear impractical footwear and burst into song. We’re into that. Really. But these men? In real life, we’re pretty sure these … More