Topic: The Little Mermaid

The Foolproof Guide To Looking Like Flounder From The Little Mermaid

The Foolproof Guide To Looking Like Flounder From The Little Mermaid

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It’s not a secret that I am terrified of fish. I am aware that this is a strange phobia to have, but I’ve recently met a few people who have it too. I’m not ashamed! People always ask me if cartoon fish freak me out, and the answer is no! Finding Nemo is one of my favorite movies, and I love The Little Mermaid, which obviously takes place partially under the sea. More »

Disney Dads Wed Bed Dead: How Exactly Do You Have Sex With A Merman?

Disney Dads Wed Bed Dead: How Exactly Do You Have Sex With A Merman?

On this season finale of Wed Bed Dead, we’re getting heated over Disney Dads. We’ll be debating the merits of the miniature Sultan from Aladdin, the doomed but comforting Mufasa from The Lion King, and the surprisingly ripped King Triton from The Little Mermaid. We’ll grapple with a few of life’s greater quandaries: how do mermen and mermaids have sex with each other? Is it still weird to fuck a lion? We’ll figure it out together.  More »

Wed Bed Dead: Aladdin Is The Most Uncomfortably Sexy Disney Movie

Wed Bed Dead: Aladdin Is The Most Uncomfortably Sexy Disney Movie

This week, we’re discussing a few of the better known Disney princes: Beast from Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin from Aladdin and (wwwhhhhhyyy?) Eric from The Little Mermaid. The problems each choice presents are clear: Beast is a giant monster, Eric is a total d-bag and Aladdin wears a vest with nothing underneath. What to do? Will Beast’s enormous library put him ahead of the game? Or will all that erotic tension in Aladdin affect our decision making? More »

Disney Sidekicks Hotness Rankings

Disney Sidekicks Hotness Rankings

Forget the usual cast of bland Disney princes. I was always partial to the sidekicks — they were funnier and more lovable than any prince with a case of the marriage blues. From Aladdin’s Genie to The Little Mermaid’s Sebastian, the sidekick often stole the whole movie with their big hearts and funny punchlines.

So call your fairy godmother to request some comic relief and excellent song and dance numbers. It’s time to rank Disney’s greatest animated sidekicks. More »

A Visit With Dear Prudence

A Visit With Dear Prudence

And then the little letter-writer went out from her garden, and took the road to the foaming whirlpools, behind which lived the sorceress Dear Prudence – though who would call her dear, no one living knew. She had never been that way before: neither flowers nor grass grew there; nothing but bare, gray, sandy ground stretched out to the whirlpool, where the water, like foaming mill-wheels, whirled round everything that it seized, and cast it into the fathomless deep. More »