Ok, where is Miss Piggy? WHERE IS SHE? More
his week on Wed Bed Dead, we’ll be playing with a trio of beloved Muppets: nice guy Kermit the Frog, obvious pervert Gonzo the Weirdo and inimitable superstar Miss Piggy. This is a tough one for us (because Rowlf forever) but seems easier for Jennifer: she’s had it in for Kermit the Frog for many years (no, seriously, she’s wanted to kill him for a long time) and she adores Miss Piggy.
…But if she loves Piggy and kills Kermit, doesn’t she realize the consequences of having sex with Gonzo? More
I’ve been looking for thick sparkly nail polish my entire life. Ever since I realized that I wouldn’t be a princess with a shiny tiara galloping through a mythical forest, my attraction to sparkles and sequins kicked in and seems to have made my lack of tiara life bearable. More
Brooks Brothers has a new face and, no, it’s not a strapping white man in Madras print named Tad.
The PR campaign for the upcoming Muppets movie is surprisingly fashion-centric. Or, it was surprising until we learned that Miss Piggy plays a Vogue editor. And Zac Posen did her wardrobe. …Then it all made sense.
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Britt just came in to see what I was laughing about. This was it. What she doesn’t know is just how many episodes of The Muppets her father and I sat through while she was growing up. I’m sure that … More