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Topic: the simpsons
Attention, lifelong Simpsons fans! A weird art dude is here to ruin your childhoods by combining it with Anna Wintour and 50 Shades of Grey. And I’m not talking about the colors of her skirt-suits.
In a series entitled “Illustrated Erotic Advice,” Italian cartoonist and illustrator aleXsandro Palombo depicts America’s favorite loutish husband Homer Simpson in a variety of compromising positions with America’s favorite potential ambassador to England. Never mind the fact that she is a person and he is a cartoon character, this series is unrealistic because Anna Wintour would wear white after Labor Day before she’d fuck a fat person. More
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…Anna Wintour titillates Homer Simpson in latex. Good morning. -Fashion Indie
Celebrities: they’re just like us! Nicole Richie wore three different dresses on her wedding day. -MSNBC
Clemens en August, taking over internet discourse as of this morning. -Elle.uk
Our first look at Gemma Ward in the Pirates of the Caribbean trailer. -Frockwriter
Recycled Natalie Portman, Leighton Meester’s rain gear, the cheapest Birkin ever and More
Sometimes, beauty products just aren’t enough. For those of us who love smearing gook on our faces or in our hair, these fake products from movies and TV shows inspire us to think of how beauty could grow into the … More
No, this isn’t “waffle” in the sense of “let me spend all day making a decision about something stupid like what to put on my Netflix queue,” it’s waffle like the food. Mmm! Who doesn’t love waffles? Pancakes are totally … More
I get it. Every celebrity now has to be “multihyphenate” and have their own skin care line and their own home furnishings company, just because. But sometimes slapping your name on every product that exists doesn’t always improve a celebrity’s … More
Last week, we compiled a list of Disney Princes we didn’t particularly want to date (because some of them are lions). However, that’s not an indictment of all male cartoon characters. Here are some we’d totally date were they human.
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OK, so Homer Simpson himself won’t be on the show. No, the voice of Homer — Dan Castellaneta — is going to play the pilot on that OMG-can’t-wait plane crash episode, TV Guide is reporting. Apparently, Dan’s character gets into … More