As you can see, this is not a tiger in its natural habitat. More
Q: Is there a baby monkey?
A: Of course there is a baby monkey. More
Jamie mentioned on this post about sugar daddies that she hates most rich people. That struck us – and Eileen – as an unfair generalization, because we really believe that any kind of bigotry and discrimination against a class of people is wrong. We decided it was worth touching on the topic. Also, I threatened to go home and use all of my bandage dresses to stop up the big sad hole that had been ripped in my heart by all the hatred, so Ashley helped me make this picture of a smiling sailboat. It seemed like a shame to let that go to waste. His name is Schooner! So. How are rich people the funnest, with their anthropomorphic sailboats and glamour? This is how: More
Recently, the five boroughs were gripped by terror when word spread that an Egyptian cobra had escaped from the Bronx Zoo. Apparently, the cobra was just hanging out in the snake house, trying to get some R&R because the other snakes were being dicks or something and not really causing any harm, but maybe I’m wrong because I kind of checked out after a few days and stopped caring (it’s worth noting, however, that ‘Egyptian cobra’ is probably #1 on my list of Animals I Wish Would Live In Enduring, Uneventful Captivity at the Bronx Zoo). Anyway, turns out that a peacock just escaped and I figure if this is to be a trend, I should put together a list of animals I’m most looking forward to see escape this summer. More
Finally, make-up for Tiger Moms! Because there is no reason you can’t look pretty while you’re witholding affection. In addition to celebrating the year of the tiger, a portion of the proceeds from this compact supports TRAFFIC, an international wildlife … More