Jay Gatsby was a jealous, jealous man. Don’t be Jay Gatsby, and don’t let your partner be Jay Gatsby either — no matter how lovely he is in a pink suit. More
Think of your sex drive as a wasp, and me the Raid coming at you at full speed. After this, your sexual desire will need a body bag. More
Your running club is making you fat, lock yourself in a small padded room like a Victorian lady. A crazy Victorian lady. Hence the padding.
No, seriously, just eat a moderate diet and you’ll be fine. More
Eating a lobster, if you never have, isn’t easy. More
It’s one thing to listen, but it’s another thing to actually hear. Some people never hear a damn thing. More
I first heard the term “swamp ass” when my friend Ali used it one day after we’d been baking in the sun on Pearl Street in Boulder the summer after college graduation. I remember thinking that she was absolutely brilliant for “coming up” with it, and I immediately injected it into my summer vocabulary. More
According to my parents, I suffer from Peter Pan syndrome. In other words, that are less colorful and are not associated with a fabulous place called Neverland: I refuse to grow up and assume the responsibilities that come with it. Are they correct in this? No! (Read: Yes!) Do I have a defense? Of course! More
Women’s magazines: dedicated to the notion that all you need to be happy is a bubble bath.
I recently attended my first matchmaking event. The hostess was Estelle Berrebi-Hurst of Estelle Matchmaking, and it was held in a beautiful art gallery on Manhattan’s Upper West Side. More
So crazy, they just might work. More
What if it’s not as bad as, say, tsunamis? Just throwing that out there! More
In the latest issue of Cosmopolitan there’s an article on “50 Ways To Seduce Him In Seconds.” Now, you might wonder, is one of the tips “tell him you’re not wearing any underwear?” Answer: that is always one of the tips. But there is another very special one! Namely:
In the spirit of National Wiggle Your Toes Day, I want all of us to take a moment and think about all of the great things our feet do for us. They fill our fabulous shoes, are a canvas for … More