Topic: Titanic

Men Tell Us: Why They Love Titanic

Men Tell Us: Why They Love Titanic

Look, we’ve spent the entire week hating on Titanic. Blah, blah, blah, Cal seems perfectly nice, blah, blah, everyone could have lived if she got on the stupid lifeboat, blah, blah, blah, why can’t we have Waldorf Pudding for dinner, OH JESUS GOD WE CAN? But we’re pretty cold (like, ice water cold) and dead of heart, so we checked in with the gentler sex to see if they are super psyched about the Titanic 3D re-release. Here is what our male friends had to say: More »

I Hope Rose Is Less Selfish In Titanic 3D

I Hope Rose Is Less Selfish In Titanic 3D

Titanic 3D premieres today in theaters and I’m already in a metaphorical lifeboat, trying to row as far away from that disaster as possible. And by that disaster I obviously mean Rose Dewitt Bukater Hockley Dawson. The red-headed aristocrat who spent the entire movie ruining Jack’s life because she’s going through some kind of quarter-life crisis at the worst possible time. It’s the world’s greatest ship Rose, not the world’s biggest therapy couch.

The entire movie can be summed up by Rose just saying “woe is me” over and over again while a rain cloud follows her around the first class deck. We all feel soooo just horrible for the girl traveling across the Atlantic in a first-class suite. Let’s all cry together in the one-of-a-kind onboard Turkish baths that were only available to first-class passengers. More »

The Editors Discuss: Nostalgia & The Rerelease Of Titanic (In 3D!)

The Editors Discuss: Nostalgia & The Rerelease Of Titanic (In 3D!)

Volatile man James Cameron is rereleasing his massive 1997 blockbuster Titanic… in 3D. If this move smacks a little too much of Star Wars: Special Edition foulness to you then: good! We’re glad to have you. Here, editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff discuss Cameron’s reasoning, its presence in pop culture and whether or not the film is still relevant in 2012. Also, how that old lady was a bitch. More »