Unfortunately, this cruise ship will not involve Jack & Rose being resurrected (side note: would Young Rose or Old Rose come back? if it’s the latter, we’re in for some May/December zombie romance). But it will probably involve a $1M price tag! And hella icebergs because of course it will. More
And then I saw him. Joseph Gordon-Mothereffing-Levitt.
My Imaginary Boyfriend. More
Because the first time is supposed to be awkward; and I refuse to hear otherwise! More
The original Pretty Woman script is great reading immediately after you finish 50 Shades of Grey. More
Look, we’ve spent the entire week hating on Titanic. Blah, blah, blah, Cal seems perfectly nice, blah, blah, everyone could have lived if she got on the stupid lifeboat, blah, blah, blah, why can’t we have Waldorf Pudding for dinner, OH JESUS GOD WE CAN? But we’re pretty cold (like, ice water cold) and dead of heart, so we checked in with the gentler sex to see if they are super psyched about the Titanic 3D re-release. Here is what our male friends had to say: More
What with all the nostalgia surrounding the rerelease of Titanic, Gloss EIC Jennifer Wright decided to revisit another cornerstone of her teen years: Daria. Unfortunately, the experience of watching now wasn’t quite how she remembered. Here, she and Deputy editor Ashley Cardiff discuss teen angst, Holden Caulfield and how the things you liked as a teenager were dumb. More
Keep them alongside your slippers “believed to have been worn by” Marie-Antoinette for the ultimate vintage collection.
You already know the answer is going to be “no.” More
Okay, I could not find a complete “king of the world” outfit for you, but I guess buy a white lace chemise and blue coat. Also, Titanic really doesn’t hold up all that well. More
Titanic 3D premieres today in theaters and I’m already in a metaphorical lifeboat, trying to row as far away from that disaster as possible. And by that disaster I obviously mean Rose Dewitt Bukater Hockley Dawson. The red-headed aristocrat who spent the entire movie ruining Jack’s life because she’s going through some kind of quarter-life crisis at the worst possible time. It’s the world’s greatest ship Rose, not the world’s biggest therapy couch.
The entire movie can be summed up by Rose just saying “woe is me” over and over again while a rain cloud follows her around the first class deck. We all feel soooo just horrible for the girl traveling across the Atlantic in a first-class suite. Let’s all cry together in the one-of-a-kind onboard Turkish baths that were only available to first-class passengers. More
Volatile man James Cameron is rereleasing his massive 1997 blockbuster Titanic… in 3D. If this move smacks a little too much of Star Wars: Special Edition foulness to you then: good! We’re glad to have you. Here, editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff discuss Cameron’s reasoning, its presence in pop culture and whether or not the film is still relevant in 2012. Also, how that old lady was a bitch. More
I was shocked to learn the identity of the artist behind Kate Winslet’s portrait from Titanic. -The Frisky
Reese Witherspoon wore a pale peach/pink Monique Lhullier to her wedding. -Betty Confidential
Katy at Sugarlaws files a tutorial for a simple, effortless braided updo. -Sugarlaws
A new survey has found that 85 percent reported they have been “annoyed” by their friends’ braggy Facebook postings. -MyDaily
Tyra Banks does what she wants. -Styleite