Topic: Tobey Maguire

Great Gatsby Wed Bed Dead: Everybody Hates Daisy Buchanan, Right?

Great Gatsby Wed Bed Dead: Everybody Hates Daisy Buchanan, Right?

This week, we’re playing in honor of Baz Luhrmann‘s upcoming glitzy blockbuster, The Great Gatsby (which Jen hated, PS). Today’s trio will therefore be Jay Gatsby (played by Leonardo DiCaprio), Tom Buchanan (played by Joel Edgerton) and Nick Carraway (played by Tobey Maguire). Jen’s dream has always been to marry Gatsby, so the ‘bed’ option is the wild card here. …The one thing everyone is certain about, though, is how hard Daisy sucks. More »

Gallery: Our First Look At Carey Mulligan In The Great Gatsby (Plus Bonus Leo And Tobey)

Gallery: Our First Look At Carey Mulligan In The Great Gatsby (Plus Bonus Leo And Tobey)

After teasing us with photos of Leonardo DiCaprio as Jay Gatsby and Tobey Maguire as Nick Carraway, the new Great Gatsby movie has finally given us the proverbial money shot today in the form of the much-debated Carey Mulligan as Daisy Buchanan. Although mean old Jennifer thinks for some reason that Mulligan is not pretty enough to play the role, I disagree; in fact, I’d even go so far as to say she bears a striking resemblance to the Daisy that appeared in my head when I read the book. I’ll admit this has as much to do with hair and wardrobe as it does with her sparkling beauty, but still: she looks pretty! Pretty enough to act like a total asshole and have the men in her life put up with it, which (spoiler alert) they do! Do you agree? More »

Gallery: Celebrities Causing the Pumpkin Shortage

Gallery: Celebrities Causing the Pumpkin Shortage

There was a pumpkin shortage! Even though the shortage is said to have started to end, this is terrible news. It’s fall and we have less pumpkins. Blasphemy! CNN claims that the reason for a scarcity of canned pumpkins on our grocery store shelves this year was because of three years of bad weather. I’m blaming it on the celebrities. All those celebrities going to Mr. Bones’ Pumpkin Patch in West Hollywood, California, are the cause of us eating less pumpkin pie, fewer pumpkin seeds (which I can’t find ANYWHERE … please help!) and less cupcakes filled with pumpkin pie. Mr. Bones is basically a pumpkin patch solely open for celebrity fame whores to pose for pictures with their children and Yorkshire terriers and show that they’re just like us. So all those cans of pumpkin missing from the grocery store are missing because the pumpkins are being used as props for celebrity photo ops. Thanks, celebrities. Thanks, a lot. More »