Most of the time when celebrities talk, I don’t expect things I will care about to come out of their mouths. Things that annoy me, sure; things that excite me a little, maybe. Things that genuinely concern me for the person speaking? Those are rare indeed, but Downton Abbey‘s Jessica Brown Findlay revealed something regarding her 2011 topless scene that caught my attention and kept me thinking for a while prior to writing this. More
Remember Agyness Deyn? Of course you do. She’s the pixie haired model who took the fashion world by storm a few years ago before branching out into music, movies, and combat boots, then marrying Giovanni Ribisi and retreating to the domestic sphere to cook his dinner and have his babies.
Psych! Agyness Deyn would never disappear on us like that. The super cute model/other is back, and this time she wants to embark on a serious acting career. To celebrate that fact, February’s Interview has some shiny pictures of her demonstrating various emotions, the first and foremost of which is “toplessness.” Take a look, why don’t you. (NSFW) More
It has recently come to my attention that I had a somewhat more ridicuous New Year’s Eve than anyone else here at The Gloss, with the possible exception of Ashley, whose activities have not yet been revealed to me. I have to save many of the details for another story I’m writing, but in case you are curious, here are some select tidbits I can share with you. More
I kind of have to hand it to Kate Moss: she’s been repping hard for the itty bitty tittie committee for multiple decades now, and shows no signs of stopping. In the December issue of Interview Russia, Kate Moss and fellow super-duper-model Naomi Campbell strip down for a well overdue bit of winter naked time. Some might say this is seasonally inappropriate, but Kate and Naomi have boobs for all seasons. There is sideboob, underboob, some good old fashioned frontboob, and maybe even a tiny glimpse of friendboob. (That is when you and your friend bang your boobs together in a goofy way to signify your love. Does no one else do this?) Enjoy! More
There’s another sexy Rihanna picture, you guys. Have you noticed the newspapers announce every new photo she tweets? Every single one. And they come out every single day. You know what? Let’s just get them all here, and then we’ll have a complete compendium, and we can evaluate each one like a damn work of art. Pick your favorite! More
Every time I think about the fact that Rihanna got back together with Chris Brown it makes me really sad, because, you know, he’s a consistently horrible person. This is someone who just told Jenny Johnson ‘mom says hello… She told me not to shit in ur mouth, wanted me to shit right on the retina.’
I feel like now this sadness is spilling over into things that would normally seem fine, like Rihanna’s tweeted topless photos. Spilling over like poo into an eyeball. More
Did I reveal too much about Julie d’Aubigny in the title? No, I don’t believe I did. More
Breaking: Donald Trump is kind of a jerk.
This is probably my favorite picture to come up out of the entire “Kate Middleton Doesn’t Wear A Top Sometimes” scandal. More
On the heels of Kate Middleton’s topless pics popping up online, a website has been created in which Brits put on masks bearing the face of the future queen and get their nipples out in solidarity. More
“Celine Dion” and “sexy” might not be two words you readily associate with one another, but did you know you’re wrong? In the latest issue of V Magazine, Celine causes countless weird boners by strutting around in her underthings and making blowjay eyes at the camera. The accompanying article is less disturbingly good and more run-of-the-mill good (if you’re into reading about Celine Dion); in addition to her adorable quote about how she loves Adele, she talks about the music industry, motherhood, and her infamously big mouth. More
You knew it was just a matter of time… More
I mean, not for her work in this picture. More
Rihanna has forsaken clothes. More