There’s a lot of ways to celebrate Presidents Day, including reading some erotica, buying some knick knacks, or celebrating presidential sex pots. Once you get done with all that, you may want to check out the Presidents Day weekend sales, either ending today or tomorrow. I recommend engaging in my favorite activity: slightly tipsy online shopping–you’ll be inspired to try something bold, and you might even forget you bought it, meaning a surprise is on it’s way to your house. It’s like a surprise present from your past self! More
Topic: tory burch
Here at The Gloss, we tend to shy away from the too-common bullying language of many fashion publications–5 Designer Items You Need Right Now! 5 Bags Everyone Will Have!, etc–because it’s unrealistic and obnoxious (no one needs a designer anything, for one).
However, for those of you who like following fashion but feel no obligation to spend a month’s rent on a damn handbag, one very easy way to translate the runway to your regular old wardrobe is with color. By incorporating the season’s biggest shades–whether through recycling stuff you already have or buying something new–you’ll achieve roughly the same effect as wearing trendy, eye-catching (and super expensive) runway pieces. Next Spring, these are the colors you’ll be seeing. More
Don’t mess with a billionaire, guys. More
Hey, betches! Sofia Coppola‘s The Bling Ring premieres at Cannes today! The film, which stars Emma Watson as the Worst, is based on a true story about a group of shallow people who robbed rich and famous shallow people. Zeitgeisty!
Anyway, guess what that means? Horrible early/mid ’00s fashion is back! Did you miss whiskered jeans? Louis Vuitton Murakami bags? Purse dogs? Ever-present Frappuccinos? Unapologetic venality? Paris Hilton being marginally relevant?
Hopefully you didn’t. But let’s take a stroll down the worst kind of memory lane with our carefully considered Bling Ring-inspired shopping guide. More
Ah, summer. The time of year when we all switch our black handbags out for something more colorful, thereby losing our checkbooks and favorite lip gloss. More
Now everyday can be ‘Gatsby’ day! More
It’s almost summer (…sort of) and that means that you’ll soon want to abandon anything with a leather strap that will inexplicably make your shoulder sweat in favor of something lighter. More
CBS News recently sat down with Tory Burch to discuss her career journey as the successful designer prepares her line for Fashion Week in February. The reporter mentioned that Tory was recently called the “most influential designer in America today.” Tory responded that when she hears that she still looks over her shoulder to see who they are talking about. Even when you get to the top, it can still be hard to come to grips with the fact that you tremendously successful. More
Hobos are my favorite kind of bag. Maybe I secretly want to be an Olsen twin. Who knows. Anyway, here are some of the best: More
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Will the Tory Burch lawsuit change counterfeit culture? -The High Low
Concerning the ways men and women are “allowed” to write about parenthood. -Double X
An eyebrow tutorial. They are the window frames to the soul. -The Hairpin
“Why devotion trumps passion.” -YourTango
“How I learned to live with my father’s bigotry.” -MyDaily
A Diane Kruger-inspired interior. -ShelterPop
Eva Longoria tried melting these to use as lipstick. -The Frisky
Beyonce talks Givenchy, porn studios and keeping hyenas as pets. -Styleite
I saw someone pulling these Sally Hansen nails off at a bar. Here’s a review. -College Candy
The design duo behind cult shoe brand Marais USA talk indispensable beauty products. -Birchbox
Stars like Diane Kruger and Rihanna are doing messy braids. -StyleList
Finding the right shorts based on body type. -Betty Confidential
As we mentioned, one trend that was ubiquitous on Fall 2011 runways this past NYFW was… printed pants. So. We all know that just because something is on the runway doesn’t mean it’s a good idea (or we learned that in high school and those photos will haunt us until we die). Still. We’ve rounded up some printed pants from across the internet. You’ll have to judge for yourself whether they’re worth the risk. The garish, distracting, bottom-heavy risk. More
A week after my Tory Burch Eddie Ballet Flats arrived in the mail, I realized with some mounting panic that I had no idea what to say about them. They were…black. They were kind of like ballet shoes? (I now … More
The only thing we at TheGloss love more than buying stuff is pointing out stuff that’s too ridiculous to buy. While we’d be hard-pressed to say no to a Chanel gown, a Chanel football is a little more of a … More