Saying that you and your significant other trust each other really makes it seem like it’s all rainbows and butterflies. More
Yo, I need you to step it up with the foreplay. Thanks in advance. More
“I don’t want to know your password. That just leads to trouble, and I don’t want that.” More
“She licked his balls,” I said as I took a sip of coffee and looked away. My eyes darted around the restaurant for a place to focus. It was brunch, and this was brunch time conversation. Kathleen just stared at me. At first she pushed the final bites of her banana pancakes around on her plate, then she summoned our waiter. More
“I don’t trust a lot of journalists.” – Calvin Klein That’s okay. Journalists don’t trust a lot of Calvin Kleins.