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Topic: TSA

Do You Take Your Vibrator (Or Any Sex Toys) With You When You Travel?

Do You Take Your Vibrator (Or Any Sex Toys) With You When You Travel?

Happy vaginas are buzzing vaginas. More »

Gallery: Bad Flying Behavior

Gallery: Bad Flying Behavior

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Mouth breathing

Giving away the end of the in-flight movie

Painting your nails on the plane

Excessive communication with seat partner

It’s no secret that airport travel has become increasingly stressful. You have long security lines, scanners that may or may not allow strangers to look at your tits while you stand there helplessly, and you have to pack and unpack and repack your bags as you make your way to the plane. More »

Underwear With The 4th Amendment Printed On It Says Eff You, TSA

Underwear With The 4th Amendment Printed On It Says Eff You, TSA

In the “oh, snap” move of the moment, someone came up with these t-shirts and underwear with the fourth amendment printed on them. They’re for use underneath clothing when traveling through an airport and facing the possibility of a full-body scan. More »

Point/Counterpoint: TSA Patdowns

Point/Counterpoint: TSA Patdowns

Lilit is taking the pro-patdown side, because Lilit wants to be touched. I am taking the anti-patdown side because apparently just thinking about going home turns me into a Republican. More »

What Not To Wear To The Airport

What Not To Wear To The Airport

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We all know what you should wear. You should probably wear a nice sweater, some attractive but comfortable jeans and a pair of shoes you can slip off easily. Personally, I probably dress better than I need to when I’m … More »

How Do You Feel About Airport Body Scanners?

How Do You Feel About Airport Body Scanners?

The catch-phrase of the week — and, I hope, the entire holiday season — is, “don’t touch my junk or I’ll have you arrested.” Uttered by John Tyner after he refused a full body scan and then a full body (junk included) patdown by airport security, the phrase is making its way onto t-shirts (I want one) and into household vernaculars (like mine).

But in all seriousness, the whole TSA screening thing officially makes me uncomfortable. More »

If Airport Screeners Laugh at Small Dicks, What do They Say About Ladyparts?

If Airport Screeners Laugh at Small Dicks, What do They Say About Ladyparts?

Apparently Rolando Negrin, a former TSA employee, picked the wrong time to volunteer. In a hands-free strip scan, his colleagues found out the easy way that he is not particularly well-endowed, and mocked him for it for about a year. … More »