Topic: TSA

How Do You Feel About Airport Body Scanners?

How Do You Feel About Airport Body Scanners?

The catch-phrase of the week — and, I hope, the entire holiday season — is, “don’t touch my junk or I’ll have you arrested.” Uttered by John Tyner after he refused a full body scan and then a full body (junk included) patdown by airport security, the phrase is making its way onto t-shirts (I want one) and into household vernaculars (like mine).

But in all seriousness, the whole TSA screening thing officially makes me uncomfortable. More »