Ever wonder what There’s Something About Mary would look like with serial killers? Yeah. Me, too. More
I get those comments about how I am too fat to model, how I am not model material, how I am an unattractive girl, how I am too tall, etc. I understand. I don’t look as glamourous as Rosie Huntington Whitely when leaving the gym. I’m actually really sweaty. Like really sweaty.
I think I am officially an Ireland Baldwin fan. More
All superhero design should probably be outsourced to 8-year-old girls now. More
The Dowager Countess is wearing secondhand clothes? That cannot be! But Maggie Smith isn’t the only culprit uncovered by the brilliant Tumblr Recycled Movie Costumes, which tracks where famous costumes have been reused in various movies and TV shows over the years. More
If you felt at all weird before about creeping on the many Instagram selfies of Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger‘s quasi-famous daughter Ireland, worry no more: the 17-year-old celebrity kid has just signed a deal with IMG models. Soon, it will be her job to make sexyface for you. More
Here is why Donald Glover is my Valentine’s Day crush, despite the whole Lena Dunham debacle. More
I suppose all that matters is that she’s in the news for something other than smoking a bowl while driving and hitting people with her car and stumbling naked through a tanning salon. Baby steps. More
In completely horrible news, a company called FatLossFactor is ruthlessly targeting teenagers with eating disorders to sell diet products.
Don’t you just love Nice Guys? As previously discussed, a “Nice Guy” is not actually a nice guy, but a guy who thinks women are shallow bitches who get off on withholding the sex they owe him because he is too nice, or something. In an effort to expose and ridicule these messed up attitudes, someone started a blog compiling the “Nice Guys of Ok Cupid,” with their pictures and everything. Nice. More
It’s pretty much a universally agreed upon fact at this point that the internet is for porn and cats, in that order. But what happens when you try to combine the two? Something even greater than the sum of its parts, is what. The anonymous genius who runs Indifferent Cats in Amateur Porn understands that, and has devoted his or her life to compiling examples of said phenomenon for your viewing pleasure. Err, I mean amusement. (Does anyone masturbate to this?)(Ugh, probably.) Whether the cat in question wandered into the shot by accident or is being deliberately posed by someone, one thing’s for sure: it was no idea what the hell those two giant, hairless creatures are doing to each other, but it sure wishes they would feed it. Here are some very NSFW excerpts. More
There’s a fine line between sexyface and fart face. I don’t know about you, but I have often looked at the “who, me?” or “aaah, relief” faces models are coached to make in high fashion photos and wondered briefly if they had beans for breakfast that day. Apparently, at least one person out there agrees with me, as evidenced by the tumblr Models Who Look Like They Just Farted. From the “blame it on the dog” to the “I fart in your generation direction,” this blog obsessively catalogs all of the unintentional fart-related humor currently produced by the high fashion world. Here are some of its best photos. More
Can you tell the difference between Cat Marnell and Gore Vidal? It’s not as easy as you think! More
Hey there! You, in the non-designer potato sack, eating beans out of a can that you have warmed up over a fire made from the un-opened collection notices that arrive at your hovel daily. Need some inspiration to finally take your grievances to the streets? Look no further than “Rich Kids Of Instagram,” a tumblr created to collect all the most egregious examples of conspicuous consumption porn posted on the internet. How bad is it? Let’s take a look. More
Instagram just launched themselves headfirst into the great Thinspo Debate: should photosharing services and blog platforms ban images that promote self-harm? More